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This, for "those who know better," is the Invicter Sea Hunter ... 58mm (and 70mm across), 25 fucking mm thick, all on a 29mm bracelet.
As my eyeballs bulged out like Volkswagens, I noticed that Kornholing Kampfire and Invicta Lyin' were really careful not to show the side of the watch, which, to these eyes proves that this diamond-adorned sold-by-the-pound monstrosty is virtually unwearable. Seriously - I don't care if you're fucking Hulk Hogan, how can you actually wear this thing?
It's packing (supposedly) an SW500 and it's only 1500 smackers.
In typical ShopPU style, the shills raved about how comfortable it is, blah de fucking blah. The fucking crown protector is like 21 mm. Yeah, we'e had the mighty Hydromax, that day-glo thing about two months ago, all those other fucking hunks of tin, but in my IMHO nothing compares to this one, the new Lord God King of Clown Watches. The only question is who buys one first, the yellow-shirted simp or the valor thief.