NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

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NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Post by abduksion troll » August 5th 2010, 1:15am

Yes, it's time again, and this contest has a fantastic prize!!! If your entry is the selected winner, you get an all exspenses paid shower with Ilie!!!!! Complete with a free new bar of soap thrown in!! DONT BEND OVER TO PICK IT UP!!!! let eyowwwww, he has given enuf!!!!!! here are some of my entries.................

THE REEF ROID- self explanatory, NO movement, Please!
" SEA SPERM-whale of a watch, 120 mm neck chain included
" SANS-SCRUPPLES-family favorite
" SEA SAC-very small........
" WAVE- and say go fuckyerself.....your last Infectya
" CORALCOCKSUCKER-Md's new design
" SURFERBOI-Eyal's new proto, nuts not included
" SEASCUM-named after Charla
" OARWOOD- u like a turd, yeah, I would
" SNORKEL- has a pic of MD on the dial
" SCUBADOBADOODOO-smells like a mob fart
" TIDE-U-OVER- no movement, no face, all zinc,no crystal, just "infectya"
stamped on a piece of white cardboard, all for 10 bucks with
value pay!!!! "
" LOBSTER QUEST- dead on arrival......DOA
" SEASNAIL- as slimmy as the hosts..........green only
" MOORWHORE 4- ME!-jumbo's daily request to the wino
" STATEN ISLAND FERRYFART- "made to notice" -stain only
" MD MANATEE- 98mm,gas filled, 48mm thick, DONOT replace batteries
" JIMBOJUMBOSHRIMP- newly designed cockring watch
" LOUISIANNA GUMBO- you dont know what's in it!!
" SANDSTONED-they overnite a 40mg valium to you, then the next morn,
you get the shit watch you paid 800 bucks for shows up
" SLOPSLOOP RACING EDITION- speeding its way to the shitter
" COMBAT GROUPER GROPPER- slides easily into Jill's pants......
" BAYBONER II- jumbos and Ilies swap watch.......with a glistening coating of spit
" SURFSPOOGE-cums in infuckya pale yellow
" MORAYMORON-designed by jawboners' first wife.........

Please add your entry~~~~must be ocean inspired

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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Post by Guest » August 5th 2010, 9:09am

Come on guys! I went thru a bottle of scotch, and stayed up all nite talking to MD on the phone to come up with that list......."THE ALL NEW DONKEY SEAMAN, AS ADVERTISED ON HEEHAW".........I like that one.....you may be in the running for the "shower"........I might even throw in a "golden" with that................
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