THE REEF ROID- self explanatory, NO movement, Please!
" SEA SPERM-whale of a watch, 120 mm neck chain included
" SANS-SCRUPPLES-family favorite
" SEA SAC-very small........
" WAVE- and say go fuckyerself.....your last Infectya
" CORALCOCKSUCKER-Md's new design
" SURFERBOI-Eyal's new proto, nuts not included
" SEASCUM-named after Charla
" OARWOOD- u like a turd, yeah, I would
" SNORKEL- has a pic of MD on the dial
" SCUBADOBADOODOO-smells like a mob fart
" TIDE-U-OVER- no movement, no face, all zinc,no crystal, just "infectya"
stamped on a piece of white cardboard, all for 10 bucks with
value pay!!!! "
" LOBSTER QUEST- dead on arrival......DOA
" SEASNAIL- as slimmy as the hosts..........green only
" MOORWHORE 4- ME!-jumbo's daily request to the wino
" STATEN ISLAND FERRYFART- "made to notice" -stain only
" MD MANATEE- 98mm,gas filled, 48mm thick, DONOT replace batteries
" JIMBOJUMBOSHRIMP- newly designed cockring watch
" LOUISIANNA GUMBO- you dont know what's in it!!
" SANDSTONED-they overnite a 40mg valium to you, then the next morn,
you get the shit watch you paid 800 bucks for shows up
" SLOPSLOOP RACING EDITION- speeding its way to the shitter
" COMBAT GROUPER GROPPER- slides easily into Jill's pants......
" BAYBONER II- jumbos and Ilies swap watch.......with a glistening coating of spit
" SURFSPOOGE-cums in infuckya pale yellow
" MORAYMORON-designed by jawboners' first wife.........
Please add your entry~~~~must be ocean inspired
abduksion gone & forgotten like a bad rash.