Watchlords

For me, this was the case with the Vacheron Constantin Traditionnelle Split-Seconds Chronograph Ultra-Thin Collection Excellence Platine. Its official name, which I think is decidedly too long, aside, it is a watch that immediately captured my heart because of its visual appeal and continued to keep it because of its beautiful mechanical heart.

Falling in love with the Vacheron Constantin Traditionnelle Split-Seconds Chronograph Ultra-Thin Collection Excellence Platine
A case diameter of 42.5 mm is, in my opinion, too large for a classically inclined dress watch. However, that diameter is needed to house its Caliber 3500 movement, which is a large 37.66 mm in diameter.

https://quillandpad.com/2021/05/17/vach ... -148785505

Gosh darn it, this makes my wiener spurt, by golly.

Gorgeous !

This watch is a fucking piece of shit. Check out that hand-to-time knob ratio; way too high. Get fucked you fucking high-faluting fancy-pants kike fucks.

Incredible, but for the better part $450,000? Why, that watch isn't worth a British Pound Sterling more than $32 1,000, shipped.