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Re: Hello

Post by bedlam » February 19th 2018, 8:52pm

heisenberg wrote:Hi I'm Heisenberg, How are you all doing?

Seems unlikely.
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Post by conjurer » February 19th 2018, 9:33pm

biglove wrote:
JAS1125 wrote:I'm uncertain as to what type of comment to say, other than welcome!



Beat me to it.


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Re: Hello

Post by heisenberg » February 20th 2018, 5:36am

I was driving down the freeway the other day and got pulled over by the police and the policeman asked me

"do you know how fast you were going?"

and I replied

"no but I know exactly where I was!"

to which the policeman replied

"you were going 80 mph!"

to which I said

"oh no, now we're lost!"... lol
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Re: Hello

Post by catnap » February 20th 2018, 6:00am

heisenberg wrote:I was driving down the freeway the other day and got pulled over by the police and the policeman asked me

"do you know how fast you were going?"

and I replied

"no but I know exactly where I was!"

to which the policeman replied

"you were going 80 mph!"

to which I said

"oh no, now we're lost!"... lol

Welcome sailor. Heels or flats?
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Re: Hello

Post by artman » February 20th 2018, 6:02am

Welcome. You do realize you're in a watch forum right? We discuss watches and stuff for the most part around here. If you're lost the Information Kiosk is down the hall to the left. Enjoy your stay!
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Re: Hello

Post by catnap » February 20th 2018, 8:27am

codguy wrote:Are you a anglophobe?
If so, welcome.

Sorry Cod, everything so far points to this guy being a Brit.
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Post by catnap » February 20th 2018, 8:32am

codguy wrote:
catnap wrote:
codguy wrote:Are you a anglophobe?
If so, welcome.

Sorry Cod, everything so far points to this guy being a Brit.


Gotcha, didn't realize he prefers heels.

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Re: Hello

Post by heisenberg » February 20th 2018, 10:42am

artman wrote:Welcome. You do realize you're in a watch forum right? We discuss watches and stuff for the most part around here. If you're lost the Information Kiosk is down the hall to the left. Enjoy your stay!
Sorry, That was just a little "heisenberg's uncertainty principle" joke to break the ice, Some oh you will get it and other will not...

"oh no, now we're lost!" that cracks me up every time! lol
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Re: Hello

Post by artman » February 20th 2018, 2:03pm

heisenberg wrote:
artman wrote:Welcome. You do realize you're in a watch forum right? We discuss watches and stuff for the most part around here. If you're lost the Information Kiosk is down the hall to the left. Enjoy your stay!
Sorry, That was just a little "heisenberg's uncertainty principle" joke to break the ice, Some oh you will get it and other will not...

"oh no, now we're lost!" that cracks me up every time! lol

You can never really be sure of that.
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Re: Hello

Post by bobbee » February 20th 2018, 3:35pm

How about some pics of your actual watches?
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Post by svaglic » February 20th 2018, 4:59pm

bobbee wrote:No?
Wrist shots?
How about a pic of your lasers?

https://laserpointerforums.com/members/accutronitis/


What kind of person collects lasers? I am really laughing over here, that is hysterical. Then starts a forum about it?... oh god, stop, I can't keep laughing like this I'm going to hurt myself.
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Re: Hello

Post by koimaster » February 20th 2018, 5:16pm

heisenberg wrote:
artman wrote:Welcome. You do realize you're in a watch forum right? We discuss watches and stuff for the most part around here. If you're lost the Information Kiosk is down the hall to the left. Enjoy your stay!
Sorry, That was just a little "heisenberg's uncertainty principle" joke to break the ice, Some oh you will get it and other will not...

"oh no, now we're lost!" that cracks me up every time! lol



In quantum mechanics, the uncertainty principle, also known as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, is any of a variety of mathematical inequalities asserting a fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, known as complementary variables, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously.
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Re: Hello

Post by foghorn » February 20th 2018, 5:24pm

koimaster wrote:
heisenberg wrote:
artman wrote:Welcome. You do realize you're in a watch forum right? We discuss watches and stuff for the most part around here. If you're lost the Information Kiosk is down the hall to the left. Enjoy your stay!
Sorry, That was just a little "heisenberg's uncertainty principle" joke to break the ice, Some oh you will get it and other will not...

"oh no, now we're lost!" that cracks me up every time! lol



In quantum mechanics, the uncertainty principle, also known as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, is any of a variety of mathematical inequalities asserting a fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, known as complementary variables, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously.



How about Foghorns certainty principle which states that heisenberg/accutronitis has reached the fundamental limit of douchebaggery and should assume position X so that he can be kicked in the P and his momentum can carry him the fuck out of here.
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