- Watchlord WIS
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Most noble and puissant lords Temporal, lords Founding, lords WIS, and lords Asshat, accept my humble gratitude for being translated into your lofty ranks. Though but of low birth and circumstance, I am this day elevated and ennobled by our dread Lord Koi and his ever-vigilant viceroy Lord Watchnoob. My zeal for matters horological shall, I swear an oath most holy, be ever kindled anew and my thirst for the vast knowledge possessed by our Order shall be ever unslaked. I vow here and now to be a boon companion, a fierce champion of Truth and a scourge to those who would our Brotherhood disparage.
I reside in the city of/town of/village of/hamlet of/crossroads, clearing in the forest, pigsty or hog wallow near (select one) _____________ (insert name of said location) in the country of ___________ (note: server will not accept Canada) where I practice the trade of ____________ (insert job title).
My modest assemblage of watches must surely pale before the majesty of those of my brother Lords, but I am most particularly proud of my __________ , my ______________ , and my ______________ (insert name and model of watches). I also have an interest in ______________ and ___________ , though they are currently above my modest means. I should like to learn a great deal more on the subjects of ___________ and __________ and beg of my fellow lords their time, expertise and gentle teaching.
Of matters personal, I have/haven't (select one) a wife/wives/girlfriend/husband/husbands/boyfriend/life companion/other (select as many as appropriate) and a/several (select one or both) children/pets (select one or both). I am also fond of ____________ and ____________ and especially enjoy ____________ in my spare time.
My heart's dearest desire is to be of value to our noble Order - to be brave, true and unflinching in service to our cause.
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This day do I swear an oath eternal, ____________________ (insert username)
I think this should answer our intro post requirements splendidly.