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Post by johnywatchman » January 1st 2013, 2:37pm

Mark2 wrote:Please disclose your medical conditions so that we can pick your next timepiece. In addition, please answer the following questions so that we can laser focus our selection of your next watch:

Do you like numericals?

Will any finishes cause you to shit your pants or have a nervous tick?

How many time knobs do you need?

What engine should the watch have?

Do you like mid size watches (under 52mm)?

Do you own a Ronco Rotisserie? If so, how many chickens to you cook per week?

Would you prefer a "Swiss Mvm't" or "Swiss 0
Parts" watch?

Do you watch "The Sunday Run" with or without pants on?

Single-wide or Double-wide?

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Oh mark - you make me want to wreck some drywall! lol

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Post by fatman » January 1st 2013, 2:40pm

You will not draw Jaw into a pissing match. He has too much class and a watch collection that would stand up to any on the interwebz.

Comments like yours directed toward him only reinforce the foundation of what is already known here. Image





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jaw wrote:[rant]
I can't stand "What should I buy?" threads - So pathetically watchgeek. Practically jumping at every suggestion means you really don't know what the fuck you want. IOW, you shouldn't be buying ANYTHING if you don't know. Being compelled to buy for the hell of it (and what someone else tells you to), is pure watchgeek. How the fuck should we know? Go do your own damn research like the rest of us. This is some troll ass geek shit if I ever saw it. Have a happy new year and go fuck yourself.
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Fuck you asshole. I was simply asking an opinion - thats all. I enjoy some peoples opinions. You are a turd ! Go fondle yourself .

Fuckwad...
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Post by jaw » January 1st 2013, 2:48pm

johnywatchman wrote:
jaw wrote:[rant]
I can't stand "What should I buy?" threads - So pathetically watchgeek. Practically jumping at every suggestion means you really don't know what the fuck you want. IOW, you shouldn't be buying ANYTHING if you don't know. Being compelled to buy for the hell of it (and what someone else tells you to), is pure watchgeek. How the fuck should we know? Go do your own damn research like the rest of us. This is some troll ass geek shit if I ever saw it. Have a happy new year and go fuck yourself.
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Fuck you asshole. I was simply asking an opinion - thats all. I enjoy some peoples opinions. You are a turd ! Go fondle yourself .

Fuckwad...


Only YOUR opinion matters fool - Get it? Now take your lazy ass to Google and come back with some pointed specific questions on movements, CS, QC, etc. Otherwise, we don't have time for your which star in the sky shit.

(Thanks fatman, I got this)
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Post by fatman » January 1st 2013, 3:08pm

My bad, the stage is yours.
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jaw wrote:
johnywatchman wrote:
jaw wrote:[rant]
I can't stand "What should I buy?" threads - So pathetically watchgeek. Practically jumping at every suggestion means you really don't know what the fuck you want. IOW, you shouldn't be buying ANYTHING if you don't know. Being compelled to buy for the hell of it (and what someone else tells you to), is pure watchgeek. How the fuck should we know? Go do your own damn research like the rest of us. This is some troll ass geek shit if I ever saw it. Have a happy new year and go fuck yourself.
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Fuck you asshole. I was simply asking an opinion - thats all. I enjoy some peoples opinions. You are a turd ! Go fondle yourself .

Fuckwad...


Only YOUR opinion matters fool - Get it? Now take your lazy ass to Google and come back with some pointed specific questions on movements, CS, QC, etc. Otherwise, we don't have time for your which star in the sky shit.

(Thanks fatman, I got this)
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Post by Horse Feathers » January 1st 2013, 3:51pm

johnywatchman,

If you are interested in being an active member of this forum I suggest

1) Make your LAST post to their thread one that simply thanks those who helped and ask for latitude from those you jabbed

2) Dont' post again until you read the replies to your thread, how others are welcomed and continue to just read, read, read here (lay off the posting)

3) Join in when you "get it" and dont start new threads until you are ready to be specific

Myself and others busted your balls because you were new and we were bored. Dont take or make things personal. If this doesnt sound right to you move on

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Post by AJC » January 1st 2013, 5:58pm

I tried to be nice wishing you luck in your purchase but you're a train-wreck. Go back to Rear Admiral Davis and the rest of the oompah loompah gang.
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Post by johnywatchman » January 1st 2013, 8:59pm

AJC wrote:I tried to be nice wishing you luck in your purchase but you're a train-wreck. Go back to Rear Admiral Davis and the rest of the oompah loompah gang.




Who's your rear admiral ? Invicter boy ?

Go Eagles go.....
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Post by conjurer » January 1st 2013, 9:31pm

johnywatchman wrote:
AJC wrote:I tried to be nice wishing you luck in your purchase but you're a train-wreck. Go back to Rear Admiral Davis and the rest of the oompah loompah gang.




Who's your rear admiral ? Invicter boy ?

Go Eagles go.....


So what, are you in your pissed-off stage now? You know something, Johny-the-boy? You're a real fucking mutt. I've held off posting more in your stupendously stupid intro thread because I've been busy sucking a bunch of black cocks, but you're becoming tiresome. First you take a little ribbing like a good'un, then you get all aggressive and threatening like some fat, keyboard-kommando dick-stroking lout.

You cycle between happy-go-lucky and I'm-gonna-kill-all-you-faggot-bastards like a metronome, and like a metronome, you're tiresome. Go fuck yourself forthwith, you stupid goof, and leave the forum to the adults.
My little brain can't even comprehend how deep that is.

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Post by Horse Feathers » January 1st 2013, 10:01pm

conjurer wrote:Go fuck yourself forthwith, you stupid goof, and leave the forum to the adults.


Well he did say "Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated."

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I think its time to add some value to this thread

Terrible movies you watch because of the women

Selma Hayek and Penolpe Cruz, the only reason to watch Bandidas

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Post by johnywatchman » January 2nd 2013, 10:04am

conjurer wrote:
johnywatchman wrote:
AJC wrote:I tried to be nice wishing you luck in your purchase but you're a train-wreck. Go back to Rear Admiral Davis and the rest of the oompah loompah gang.




Who's your rear admiral ? Invicter boy ?

Go Eagles go.....


So what, are you in your pissed-off stage now? You know something, Johny-the-boy? You're a real fucking mutt. I've held off posting more in your stupendously stupid intro thread because I've been busy sucking a bunch of black cocks, but you're becoming tiresome. First you take a little ribbing like a good'un, then you get all aggressive and threatening like some fat, keyboard-kommando dick-stroking lout.

You cycle between happy-go-lucky and I'm-gonna-kill-all-you-faggot-bastards like a metronome, and like a metronome, you're tiresome. Go fuck yourself forthwith, you stupid goof, and leave the forum to the adults.




LOL... Conjy baby - what's wrong ? You fall out of the wrong side of the Invicter orgy ?

LMAO..... you stubby fingered little troll of a man. You an adult - ha .

Not bad for a rookie - over 160 posts, nmust be a record. You "veterans" keep writing and replying - fall right into the trap ???



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Post by elau » January 2nd 2013, 10:14am

JohnyBoi,
We ALLOW you to fester hence we have 160 posts. So you actually went back and counted them? That's pretty pathetic. Unlike WG where you come from just simply shut down the post we let you prove your worth and we usually give people a benefit of a doubt that they will become civilized and act like an adult.

After busting you with your phony Army background we knew how to handle you. We simply are having fun on you. So don't feel so victorious.

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Post by 3Flushes » January 2nd 2013, 10:32am

As I'm new here myself- I don't post much in the welcome threads, but I do read them. I have never been compelled to place any member of any forum on ignore, that is until now. After reading this thread, your motives are transparent and I can't imagine that you could possibly have anything cogent to add to the mix. Your incomplete, defective, provocative section 8 personality could not have served you well in the military, just as it does not do so here. The only way to get rid of labile trolls like you is to bore you out, so, I hope the other members pop you on ignore, refrain from posting in your threads and extinguish your presence here.
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Post by johnywatchman » January 2nd 2013, 10:35am

elau wrote:JohnyBoi,
We ALLOW you to fester hence we have 160 posts. So you actually went back and counted them? That's pretty pathetic. Unlike WG where you come from just simply shut down the post we let you prove your worth and we usually give people a benefit of a doubt that they will become civilized and act like an adult.

After busting you with your phony Army background we knew how to handle you. We simply are having fun on you. So don't feel so victorious.





Ely baby,

Why so tense ? Your anger is so red ! You didn't bust me - boy. I on the other hand must have reamed under your thin skin . LMAO

You dont need to count - the posts are numbered in the index - foo !

Now go, be gone you flea.

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Post by elau » January 2nd 2013, 10:37am

3Flushes wrote:As I'm new here myself- I don't post much in the welcome threads, but I do read them. I have never been compelled to place any member of any forum on ignore, that is until now. After reading this thread, your motives are transparent and I can't imagine that you could possibly have anything cogent to add to the mix. Your incomplete, defective, provocative section 8 personality could not have served you well in the military, just as it does not do so here. The only way to get rid of labile trolls like you is to bore you out, so, I hope the other members pop you on ignore, refrain from posting in your threads and extinguish your presence here.


Very well said. Lets all stop feeding the troll.

I recommend the Administrator to lock this thread down.

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Re: Hello Everyone

Post by johnywatchman » January 2nd 2013, 10:48am

ImageTo all my friends ! Some Jonestown kool-aid.



To the others - thank you for your input and help.

Next I think I will take a look at the Hamilton line of watches .
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Post by conjurer » January 2nd 2013, 11:04am

johnywatchman wrote:ImageTo all my friends ! Some Jonestown kool-aid.



To the others - thank you for your input and help.

Next I think I will take a look at the Hamilton line of watches .


Perhaps you should look at the efficacy of not breaking your lithium pills in half.
My little brain can't even comprehend how deep that is.

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Post by Tzimisces » January 2nd 2013, 1:54pm

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Oh, and jonny? FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN PUKE I"LL KILL YOU I"LL RIP YOUR FUCKIN EYEBALLS OUT... ................................. ...............that's a very nice suggestion for a watch. Thank you very much for the kind words. ................................................ I"LL FUCKING RAPE YOUR CAT YOU FUCKIN SCUMBAG I HAVE A BULLET IN MY BRAINSTEM FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ................................................perhaps we can meet for a cup of tea and some strawberry scones?
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Post by Irag8er » January 2nd 2013, 2:31pm

conjurer wrote:
johnywatchman wrote:ImageTo all my friends ! Some Jonestown kool-aid.



To the others - thank you for your input and help.

Next I think I will take a look at the Hamilton line of watches .


Perhaps you should look at the efficacy of not breaking your lithium pills in half.
HEH HEH HEH....you said 3FF1C4CY! Image
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