Mark2 wrote:Please disclose your medical conditions so that we can pick your next timepiece. In addition, please answer the following questions so that we can laser focus our selection of your next watch:
Do you like numericals?
Will any finishes cause you to shit your pants or have a nervous tick?
How many time knobs do you need?
What engine should the watch have?
Do you like mid size watches (under 52mm)?
Do you own a Ronco Rotisserie? If so, how many chickens to you cook per week?
Would you prefer a "Swiss Mvm't" or "Swiss 0
Do you watch "The Sunday Run" with or without pants on?
Single-wide or Double-wide?
Oh mark - you make me want to wreck some drywall! lol
Angry man. Perhaps you should feed your gerbels and the garter snakes.
Remember , you still are the President of the Anderson Cooper fanclub . No one can take that away from you.