Watchlords

Mark2 wrote:Please disclose your medical conditions so that we can pick your next timepiece. In addition, please answer the following questions so that we can laser focus our selection of your next watch:

Do you like numericals?

Will any finishes cause you to shit your pants or have a nervous tick?

How many time knobs do you need?

What engine should the watch have?

Do you like mid size watches (under 52mm)?

Do you own a Ronco Rotisserie? If so, how many chickens to you cook per week?

Would you prefer a "Swiss Mvm't" or "Swiss 0
Parts" watch?

Do you watch "The Sunday Run" with or without pants on?

Single-wide or Double-wide?

Thank you,
Your Buyers

johnywatchman wrote:

jaw wrote:[rant]
I can't stand "What should I buy?" threads - So pathetically watchgeek. Practically jumping at every suggestion means you really don't know what the fuck you want. IOW, you shouldn't be buying ANYTHING if you don't know. Being compelled to buy for the hell of it (and what someone else tells you to), is pure watchgeek. How the fuck should we know? Go do your own damn research like the rest of us. This is some troll ass geek shit if I ever saw it. Have a happy new year and go fuck yourself.
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Fuck you asshole. I was simply asking an opinion - thats all. I enjoy some peoples opinions. You are a turd ! Go fondle yourself .

Fuckwad...

johnywatchman wrote:

jaw wrote:[rant]
I can't stand "What should I buy?" threads - So pathetically watchgeek. Practically jumping at every suggestion means you really don't know what the fuck you want. IOW, you shouldn't be buying ANYTHING if you don't know. Being compelled to buy for the hell of it (and what someone else tells you to), is pure watchgeek. How the fuck should we know? Go do your own damn research like the rest of us. This is some troll ass geek shit if I ever saw it. Have a happy new year and go fuck yourself.
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Fuck you asshole. I was simply asking an opinion - thats all. I enjoy some peoples opinions. You are a turd ! Go fondle yourself .

Fuckwad...

jaw wrote:

johnywatchman wrote:

jaw wrote:[rant]
I can't stand "What should I buy?" threads - So pathetically watchgeek. Practically jumping at every suggestion means you really don't know what the fuck you want. IOW, you shouldn't be buying ANYTHING if you don't know. Being compelled to buy for the hell of it (and what someone else tells you to), is pure watchgeek. How the fuck should we know? Go do your own damn research like the rest of us. This is some troll ass geek shit if I ever saw it. Have a happy new year and go fuck yourself.
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Fuck you asshole. I was simply asking an opinion - thats all. I enjoy some peoples opinions. You are a turd ! Go fondle yourself .

Fuckwad...

Only YOUR opinion matters fool - Get it? Now take your lazy ass to Google and come back with some pointed specific questions on movements, CS, QC, etc. Otherwise, we don't have time for your which star in the sky shit.

(Thanks fatman, I got this)

AJC wrote:I tried to be nice wishing you luck in your purchase but you're a train-wreck. Go back to Rear Admiral Turdling and the rest of the oompah loompah gang.

johnywatchman wrote:

AJC wrote:I tried to be nice wishing you luck in your purchase but you're a train-wreck. Go back to Rear Admiral Turdling and the rest of the oompah loompah gang.

Who's your rear admiral ? Invicter boy ?

Go Eagles go.....

conjurer wrote:Go fuck yourself forthwith, you stupid goof, and leave the forum to the adults.

conjurer wrote:

johnywatchman wrote:

AJC wrote:I tried to be nice wishing you luck in your purchase but you're a train-wreck. Go back to Rear Admiral Turdling and the rest of the oompah loompah gang.

Who's your rear admiral ? Invicter boy ?

Go Eagles go.....

So what, are you in your pissed-off stage now? You know something, Johny-the-boy? You're a real fucking mutt. I've held off posting more in your stupendously stupid intro thread because I've been busy sucking a bunch of black cocks, but you're becoming tiresome. First you take a little ribbing like a good'un, then you get all aggressive and threatening like some fat, keyboard-kommando dick-stroking lout.

You cycle between happy-go-lucky and I'm-gonna-kill-all-you-faggot-bastards like a metronome, and like a metronome, you're tiresome. Go fuck yourself forthwith, you stupid goof, and leave the forum to the adults.

elau wrote:JohnyBoi,
We ALLOW you to fester hence we have 160 posts. So you actually went back and counted them? That's pretty pathetic. Unlike WG where you come from just simply shut down the post we let you prove your worth and we usually give people a benefit of a doubt that they will become civilized and act like an adult.

After busting you with your phony Army background we knew how to handle you. We simply are having fun on you. So don't feel so victorious.

3Flushes wrote:As I'm new here myself- I don't post much in the welcome threads, but I do read them. I have never been compelled to place any member of any forum on ignore, that is until now. After reading this thread, your motives are transparent and I can't imagine that you could possibly have anything cogent to add to the mix. Your incomplete, defective, provocative section 8 personality could not have served you well in the military, just as it does not do so here. The only way to get rid of labile trolls like you is to bore you out, so, I hope the other members pop you on ignore, refrain from posting in your threads and extinguish your presence here.

johnywatchman wrote:To all my friends ! Some Jonestown kool-aid.



To the others - thank you for your input and help.

Next I think I will take a look at the Hamilton line of watches .

conjurer wrote:

johnywatchman wrote:To all my friends ! Some Jonestown kool-aid.



To the others - thank you for your input and help.

Next I think I will take a look at the Hamilton line of watches .

Perhaps you should look at the efficacy of not breaking your lithium pills in half.