poot74 wrote:I like his use of the word minions...Didn't Mongo like calling the geeks his minions?
Indeed he did. As with so many other things in his miserable existance, Michael Davis's reach exceeded his grasp, vocabulary-wise. English is said to be one of the most difficult languages to master, and apparently it is for the geeks or, more precisely, their ubersturmfuhrer, Mongo. A minion is, by definition, a yes-man, a lackey, a brown-noser. But Mongo, with his imprecise grasp of his native tongue (the tongue that wasn't massaging Eyal's and Daniel Mink's chocolate starfish) thought it a term of endearment, as did the geeks. They lapped it up, much like Mongo did the jizz of whichever gump he was married to in the joint. They were proud of being called minions.
Davis even called his cult-like, overweight, socially disabled followers "minions" on TV, as he and Jawbone yucked it up. There sat Mongo, bloated, corpse-like, devoid of any sort of charisma, any sort of talent that didn't involve strongarm robbery, grinning like a third-rate, anally-raped Dr. Sardonicus, quivering with mirth as he called his online douchebag believers lackeys and toadies. Was Mongo aware of the actual definition of the term? Possibly--even a convict can read a dictionary. Possibly he was inwardly sickened by the way these feebes, these Cheeto-eating, RealDoll-stuffing losers kowtowed to him. Possibly he turned the whole geek thing on its ear and was flipping off these shut-ins who believed in him and bought all sorts of shit that he sold them.
Or possibly not. Michael Davis is, after all, a fucking, alcoholic convict loser who was probably bungholed once a day and twice on Sundays as an unpaying guest of the State of Ohio. Supposedly he was an IT expert but couldn't hold a job in that field, possibly because it involved, well, fucking working, if you will. He had the easiest job on the face of the planet, selling Nvicters to imbeciles, and fucked that up because he couldn't tongue Eyal's asshole well enough, presumably a skill he had perfected while in stir. He was a High Stakes Poker Player, i.e. a degenerate gambler, and fucked that up, too. He was a Martial Arts expert, but was outted on that regard as well. He was a Navy SEAL until somebody found out that he wasn't. In fact, Mongo is nothing but a self-serving boozehound who can't hold down a job and, in fact, can't even hold-up a bowling alley in fucking Ohio. Speaking of dictionaries, if you look up "loser" in the OED there's a picture of Michael Davis, looking like a revolting three hundred pounds of shit in a two hundred pound bag.
But enough about Mongo. What about his followers, the ones who insult the honor and wife of a good man? They are beneath contempt. They are the shit we scrape off our shoes. Like dirtnap who appeared here and insulted us, they are children who were raised badly and act like assholes around the adults.
Fuck 'em all. Fuck 'em in the ear, I say.