Watchlords

No, I don't pay retail. Do you think I was born yesterday?

First hint. This is a ‍ dress watch . Intended to slide easily under the cuff of your shirt, or other situations where the tolerance for your wrist is limited.

waz It a mitey Hydro-Max, GODAM it??

conjurer wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 10:58am

waz It a mitey Hydro-Max, GODAM it??

God damn it Conjurerr , I said it is a fancy dress type wartch. You ain't slipping your wrist or fist into anything with a f'ing hydro on your wrist.

smellody wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 11:28am

conjurer wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 10:58am

waz It a mitey Hydro-Max, GODAM it??

God damn it Conjurerr , I said it is a fancy dress type wartch. You ain't slipping your wrist or fist into anything with a f'ing hydro on your wrist.

But still a good guess

iz It a Burnhard Star-water-Board???

At 11.5mm the Bunhard would wreck the rectum.

So NO

Izzit a Chinola Mekan7c? Thatz a 39mm, and makes America great again, verdammt. At least it is manurefictionned in Detroit.

I'm gonna go way out on a limb over here and guess Rolacks.

Bububutt schmelladdy has all Rolackes all ready.

I Mt Dew knott no shit about shinovala (besides they always have them at discount at the Nordstrom Rack).

You all are onto something that voted Rolax. But which model? And regardless of what underscore sofa 🛋 says, it is NOT ghey (not that there is anything wrong with that).

Patek Nautilus 5811!! Baller

ocean wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 1:13pm

Patek Nautilus 5811!! Baller

Knott a Patrick! It's a rolax eye sayed

Cellini?

Rolex Clam.

AlbertaTime wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 4:34pm

Cellini?

Winner for the win.





I love me some rosegold!

I have another watch inbound. We can play again in a few weeks.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 5:03pm

Rolex Clam.

That's knott even a legitimate watch. Come on underscore! Admit you love Rolex. You will feel better.

Thay half the werst lume evare on you'res.

Nuvolari wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 5:59pm

Thay half the werst lume evare on you'res.

When you are wearing a suit in an office with electric candlelight it is NOT a problem. Nor is it a problem in the sunshine.

That's fucking nice, that is. Why, even the buckle is fucking gold!!

conjurer wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 6:05pm

That's fucking nice, that is. Why, even the buckle is fucking gold!!

Don't worry. I'll let you hold it. See how thin it is too (also)?

smellody wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 6:01pm

Nuvolari wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 5:59pm

Thay half the werst lume evare on you'res.

When you are wearing a suit in an office with electric candlelight it is NOT a problem. Nor is it a problem in the sunshine.

You don't even need to see it in the dark but you'll know it's on your wrist and is fucking RADICAL, as it RAD. It's worth waiting for light to see... it's worth getting up for a sunrise to see light land upon it.

A Cellini don't need no stinking lume!

smellody wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 6:15pm

conjurer wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 6:05pm

That's fucking nice, that is. Why, even the buckle is fucking gold!!

Don't worry. I'll let you hold it.

Me too, me too, me too

Nuvolari wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 6:31pm

smellody wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 6:01pm

Nuvolari wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 5:59pm

Thay half the werst lume evare on you'res.

When you are wearing a suit in an office with electric candlelight it is NOT a problem. Nor is it a problem in the sunshine.

You don't even need to see it in the dark but you'll know it's on your wrist and is fucking RADICAL, as it RAD. It's worth waiting for light to see... it's worth getting up for a sunrise to see light land upon it.

A Cellini don't need no stinking lume!

Or second hand.

That's a nice one, Doc. Is it quarts??

Nuvolari wrote: ↑

April 30th 2024, 6:31pm

A Cellini don't need no stinking lume!

Cuts to the chase and states it straight. Cellini FTW,