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As what it is was revealed in the previous thread, where I left you all guessing (until you've guessed right), now just let me properly introduce it to you.
In the parcel I got at work today, there was this:
In this, there was this:
And under the wrapping, this:
This, lads and lasses, is the Roamer Mechaline Pro. I know it's a pretentious and pompous name, so much so as to have some Wagner playing in the background. Not that I mind, I like Ride of the Valkyries and Siegfried's Funeral March.
Here are some dry figures, should you give a fuck about them:
Lug to lug: 47, 47.5mm, or thereabouts, or at least so my fucking tape measure says.
Lug width: 20mm
Thickness: 11mm, roughly.
Crystal: sapphire, front and back.
Movement: STP 1-11
Lume: two miserable strips of whatthefuckever on the hands.
Bracelet: Steel 5-row bracelet held by cotter pins
Clasp: The worst piece of shit known to horology - twin-trigger butterfly contraption.
The watch itself makes a really good impression. The case is almost all polished, with just some brushing on the inner facets of the lugs. The edges are nicely finished. Same goes for the applied features of the dial - the logos, the date window, hour markers and hands. That's really something.
And the dial. Fuck, that's nice. Guilloche in the centre, semi-matte on the ring around it, the outer edge has a circular pattern to it.
I must say that I have my concerns about the movement. My good friend, a watchmaker, had issues with the keyless works in his Zodiac's STP movement. It quickly turned out, that it wasn't just his watch, and the flaw is rather common. For whatever reason, the STP 1-11 seems to have rather fragile keyless works. It beats its origin, the ETA 2824, in terms of finishing in corresponding grades, and in terms of power reserve. Alas, whatever was done by STP to the keyless works, has reduced their resistance to shocks.
I'm used to wearing non-shockproof watches, and I'm generally a cautious fellow, so I just hope that it isn't a light knock that can fuck this one up.
The movement is really nicely finished, I'll give it that. The perlage all throughout the plates is great to look at.
Now, let's talk for a while about the bracelet. It's not uncomfortable. Hell, it seems really well made. Alas, it follows the unfortunate trend for using a butterfly clasp with twin-trigger release as a means of obtaining a more "seamless" appearance.
You know what? Fuck that shit, that fucking clasp. This thing, only today, has opened by itself at least 7 fucking times, then I lost track of that. Fuck! No! Just, no.
After a day, I feel like I'm done with that bracelet. Really. Fucking butterfly clasp. All it takes is for the watch to slide down towards the palm, then bend the wrist only a degree too far, and...woo-hoo, the watch flies down to the fucking elbow, and thank Jove it didn't fly right to the floor.
I heard of the same issue appearing in watches by scores of established brands. That, I reckon, means that Roamer isn't really guilty of getting it wrong, but it sure as fuck is guilty as charged of using this solution at all.
As soon as I get a nice strap for it, that bracelet can go fuck itself and collect dust in the box.
Don't get me wrong. It's a lovely watch. The moment I get that strap - probably taupe, it'd look lovely on a taupe one - I predict that this one will spend a lot of time on my wrist, because apart from the bracelet, this watch really deserves the wrist time that I intend to give it.
Mr. Bloke out.
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