The Vostok Amphibia - A Brief History, Guide & Review

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Re: The Vostok Amphibia - A Brief History, Guide & Review

Post by conjurer » April 13th 2016, 4:18pm

The Amphibia is a pretty cool watch--it keeps time, it goes underwater, it's available for peanuts. Indeed, there should be no reason why the Amphibia is as good as it is. It's really the only Russian watch worth having, apart from one of the Poljot 3133 chronos. Everything else out of Russia, watch-wise, is shit.
I find tv watches to be like the guys who raise their truck you need a fricken ladder to get in. It’s a attempt to look cool... that’s all.

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Re: The Vostok Amphibia - A Brief History, Guide & Review

Post by conjurer » April 13th 2016, 7:11pm

foghorn wrote:I'd rather have the peanuts than a fucking watch that doesn't have a non-quick set date.


You really have to get over this, foggy. This disdain of non-quicksetting-dates is eating away at your very soul; one day I fear that you'll drunk-order a Vostok-Europe and when it arrives, you'll set off on a Tri-State Kill Spree.

Actually, there are lots of reasons the fucking commies Russians use the non-quickset-date, viz:

--Most Russians are so dirt-poor they can't afford more than one wartche. So it don't matter.

--Most Russians are so fucking drunk they couldn't tell the day of the week, let alone the day of the month. So it don't matter.

--Most Russians who can afford a wartche collection don't have anything better to do than sit around and advance the date on their Amphibias. They don't have high-quality porn, they're restricted on their internet access, all their hot broads have come to America to marry guys like pacerguy. Besides, they're all drunk, anyway. So it don't matter.
I find tv watches to be like the guys who raise their truck you need a fricken ladder to get in. It’s a attempt to look cool... that’s all.

--Hawkeye
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