Damn, bloody well done, Mr. Conjurer.
As for the "raw sneakers" part, maybe he meant a raw Snickers? Like, an opposite of the deep-fried Mars bar? I'll be fucked if I know.
Still, this thing is so fucking revolting - and the review, so appalling - that I can't resist bashing it myself. Let slip the dogs of war!
I have always been drawn to the Eastern cultures for as long as i can remember. Even as a small child I was drawn to cartoons/shows like Tesujin 28, Mazinger Z, Ultraman, Godzilla, etc….
That's like saying that you're drawn to the Balkan cultures, because at some point in your life you've had a sip of rakija and vomited on a Yugo.
It eventually inspired me so much that I started and continue to practice Buddhism, meditation...
He who does not use punctuation and reviews dreadful, Invictesque shit, shall suffer from bad karma and be reborn as a baboon.
Today’s review watch is definitely influenced and inspired by the culture of where it was conceived.
Doesn't look particularly German, as the name would suggest... Unless it was designed by an obese, ham-wristed, Lederhosen
-wearing trucker, whose inspiration for creating this plasticky puck came from the Zeppelin-sized silicone boobs he saw in a cheap porno that he bought on a DVD from a gas station by the Autobahn
Then again, neither Bazinga!
nor Achtung's website tell us where is the brand actually from, and where is that shit being made.
The large black case commands instant attention right out of the box.
How could one miss such a colossal pile of shit?
I got the initial inspiration feeling of a cockpit instrument panel when I saw these smaller dials.
To me, feels like an Invicter.
The two sub dials can be designated for multiple time zones if you do a lot of traveling for example.
No, I don't think it's a good watch for travelling. That's because if you'd show up at an airport while wearing that, the security staff might give you a colonoscopy. Not because they'll think that you're smuggling a bomb or drugs up your arse, but because they'll think that you actually like having things inserted there.
Eventually I did get the hang of manipulating them, pulling them up first, them rotating the crown to set the time.
G E N I U S !!! Give the man a Nobel Prize! He learned how to use the tyme knob!
It adds that extra detail to the outfit.
The dial is as robust and full of detail just like the case itself. The hour markers are beautifully integrated into the chapter ring, with 4 large sections that ‘jet out’ which feature multi-color numerals 2, 4, 8, 10. The shape this creates on the dial is pretty awesome in my opinion, especially at the 3 and 6 locations on the dial. Don’t worry if you are the type of person who likes all 12 numbers represented on the dial, because Achtung has you covered. The rest of the numerals are printed in small white print along the inner sections on the chaper ring. Achtung choice of hands for the shuttle are perfect in design. They complement the depth of this dial brilliantly.
I don't know where to start the process of bashing that. It's just so fucking idiotic that I may vomit.
$664 USD gets you a extremely unique and limited watch that is full of character. It’s a watch that has individuality and will definitely be a killer accent piece for those who love mixing it up in their personal style.
I don't know if it can be mixed into a style, because if someone actually does buy that shit, that'd rule them out as having style at all.