As a total fuck knob, here are some of my impressions of Bazinga!'s very fyne Revoo:
Recently it was the anniversary of the Normandy invasion during WWII as I read articles and gazed upon the pictures, it caused me to do some deep reflecting. As I reflected I thought about the bravery, courage, fear, that the people involved in the invasion must have felt. I sat in astonishment as I read facts that these articles brought awareness to.
Well, Jesus H. Christ, where the fuck to start?; apart from B's mangled syntax, which is always painful to witness, as well as his near-total fucked up grammar, here we have some self-absorbed, pumped-up millennial who, for the first time in his worthless fucking life, realizes that Holy fuck, D-Day was a big deal! Well, yes, it was, you stupid fucking moron; it was a bunch of 18 and 19-year olds, from American, Canada, England, and a few other mongrels, charging up a beach, while being shot at by a hoard of fucking Nazis behind MG42s. Not only did the kids prevail, they also went on to kick the living fucking shit out of the Nazi bastards, who were no stooges, having conquered all of Europe and a lot of Russia.
So, yeah. While the last of these heroes are now doddering old bastards, about 90 years old, they were the most bad-ass motherfuckers on the planet back then. While you are revooing shit fucking watches that don't even bear notice here, and stuffing an Ipad down the front of your fucking jeans like the total fucking jerkoff that you are, these last few hard-ass bastards, now consigned to nursing homes, saved the fucking world so that you can enjoy a café macchiato you stupid fucking cunt.
So, yeah, D-Day was a big deal.
The Bausele pilot watch is a blend of designs of yesteryear and designs of our modern world. The dial is the perfect visual example of what I am speaking of. “Inspired by the watches of aviation pilots back in the day the 12 on the face of the watch is situated at the traditional 2 position, allowing the advantage of telling the time without having to move your wrist.
Nice paragraph, you stupid fucking cunt.
The Guilloché detail that is beautifully decorates the hour markers, it can also be found on the top side of the movement which is visible through the circular cut out in the center of the dial. The red X detailing on the dial is quite magnificent as it perfectly lines up with the hour markers at 11, 1, 5, and 7. Bausele commitment to uniformity can be seen in the use of red found consistently and subtlety. The second has my ideal length because it reaches the outer edges of the dial and with it’s red tip it makes it easy to time to the exact second. The tip of the second hand always matches the red stitching on the Kangaroo leather strap. Bausele got all the hands on this watch consistently perfect in my opinion because the hour hand reaches the hour markers and the minute hand reaches the minute track. The hands being generously sized makes telling the time extremely easy which when telling time matters especially when all you have is seconds time to glance at the dial.
Where did you learn to write, you stupid fucking cunt? Just reading this fucking shit makes me wish to hammer a Cabriole table leg up my fucking ass.
The matte black ceramic case is beautifully badass. It’s extremely light weight, durable and stealthy. The case is quite simple in detail which plays well off the many details of the dial. One cool detail that I love on this case and it’s a detail that I have never seen on a watch before. Inside of the crown is red sand from Australia, home to Bausele. It’s such a unique and thoughtful detail that sets this piece apart for other pilot watches at this price point.
Interestingly, in all the reviews I've written--and that's a lot, you stupid fucking cunt--I've never referred to a case as "beautifully badass." Also, I've never reviewed a piece of fucking shit like this fucking stupid piece of fucking shit watch that has had sand inside it. I would imagine that this wouldn't be fucking good. But then, I don't have a fucking blog.
The watch wears extremely comfortable on the wrist with no wrist overhang whatsoever that the smaller lug to lug length. The lugs are slightly curved and are not drilled, but the kangaroo leather strap features quick release spring bars. The caseback displays the automatic movement via the sapphire crystal perfect for the people who like to watch the rotor spin.
Learn how to write, you stupid fucking cunt.
Adding detail to the caseback are the 6 flat head screws that hold it in place. Some more detail worth mentioning here is that the crystal has the Bausele logo and name printed on the inside. Thankfully Bausele was mindful to give us some added detail to look at on the movement with the guilloche art that finishes the look brilliantly and it can be appreciated from dial side as well. Consistency through details.
See above, you stupid fucking cunt.
I absolutely appreciate Bausele’s take on the pilot watch. They have taken all the good details of pilot watches of the past and merged them perfectly with modern details. It is a great little package with lovely details found at every angle. It’s nice that Bausele didn’t just rehash a pilot watch that we have seen a million times before. I am not a purist by any means and my blog is not for the purists out there.
No, they haven't. They have produced a piece of fucking shit that makes me fucking puke.
Most people understand that, unfortunately the fuck knobs at watchlords will never understand this. But hey, keep holding onto the 90’s with that 20 members forum. But I do appreciate the added traffic they give me to help bring you all my reviews. It’s only fair that I mention those miserable cynical fuck knobs.
That's Mr. fuck knobs to you, you stupid fucking cunt.
Bausele has definitely given us a great option for an alternative to all the Bell and Ross clones out there. They used imagination and creativity which is sadly lacking in the watch industry. It’s all about the rehash right now and it’s so mundane. If I had to change anything on this piece I would have had drilled lugs with flat head screw bars to tie in the screws on the case back. I would have made the case larger as well despite the current trend going with smaller cases again. But there are a lot of great design details on this watch that the size really doesn’t matter honestly.
Yet another fine paragraph, you stupid fucking cunt. Of course, none of this matters honestly, you stupid fucking cunt.
My little brain can't even comprehend how deep that is.
--beefsupreme, commenting on his super rare Deep Blue wartche