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My loving family, a worst picture.

Post by bobbee » February 21st 2017, 5:09pm

Back in 2008, worn out after a hard day on the telegraph poles, I fell asleep after putting a new strap on my latest purchase, a very clean SKA051 Pepsi Kinetic diver.
Needless to say, the mother of my children and my (at the time) 4 year old daughter took advantage of my semi-comatose state to give me a little makeover.





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Bitches be crazy.

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Post by Thunder1 » February 21st 2017, 5:31pm

I am a lineman for the county and I drive the main road
Searchin' in the sun for another overload
I hear you singin' in the wire, I can hear you through the whine
And the Wichita Lineman is still on the line..

I know I need a small vacation but it don't look like rain
And if it snows that stretch down south won't ever stand the strain
And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time
And the Wichita Lineman is still on the line..

And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time
And the Wichita Lineman is still on the line...
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Post by Mortuus Fakeuus » February 21st 2017, 6:52pm

I salute your bravery and selfless desire to entertain your fellow Lords...AND, your daughter will certainly know how to treat a husband once he's been caught landed brought under control to the alter and been brought back from the honeymoon... :???:
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Post by biglove » February 21st 2017, 7:20pm

"For Love." Nice.

Your watch and daughter get huge props for their fine makeup work. Something they will laugh about for all time.

Love that you shared this one with us.
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Post by conjurer » February 21st 2017, 8:56pm

Mortuus wrote:I salute your bravery and selfless desire to entertain your fellow Lords...AND, your daughter will certainly know how to treat a husband once he's been caught landed brought under control to the alter and been brought back from the honeymoon... :???:


What the damned old goat said!
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Post by bobbee » February 22nd 2017, 10:08am

I actually got off fairly lightly. I have woken up in the past to find finger and toenails have been done in various shades of varnish, along with eyebrows done with black eyeliner, rouged cheeks and lipgloss.
If I had been in a hurry to go somewhere, murder would have been done... :shock:

Glad you enjoyed it, I was umming and ahhing about posting but decided the fun factor was too high to pass it up. ;)
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Post by 3Flushes » February 22nd 2017, 1:39pm

relaxer7 wrote:Is that you're usual shade of lippy? Suits you :lol:


fav shade of lippy---- God I love you British bastards and whatever that tongue is that yous talk in. If the food was better, I'd visit more so (damn dyslexia) so more oftener.

That's an awesome pic bob-etc, little girls are so cool.
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Post by bobbee » February 22nd 2017, 6:52pm

3Flushes wrote:
relaxer7 wrote:Is that you're usual shade of lippy? Suits you :lol:


fav shade of lippy---- God I love you British bastards and whatever that tongue is that yous talk in. If the food was better, I'd visit more so (damn dyslexia) so more oftener.

That's an awesome pic bob-etc, little girls are so cool.



Thanks TF, there is another meaning of "lippy" too, as in if someone has dere mouf at yer. :)

Dyslexia can cause some problems, I know of a pimp who bought a warehouse once.

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