Invicta Finally Reaches The Pits Of Hades

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Invicta Finally Reaches The Pits Of Hades

Post by TemerityB » May 18th 2020, 5:12pm

The pimped out the military; donated costume watches to serviceman and inflated the prices; ripped off their own customers time and again; and employed the scum of the earth to pimp their wares. I guess I shouldn't be surprised in the least.

They honestly are selling these on Slop.

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Re: Invicta Finally Reaches The Pits Of Hades

Post by bbattle » May 18th 2020, 5:45pm

Well, this way Invicta owners can go out in public without revealing their identity; therefore avoiding the shame and ridicule that should ordinarily be heaped upon one so (insert suitable word here) to have purchased one of those watches.

On a related note, I had to wait a bit before parking my sensibly sized vehicle while some compensating moron had to pull in, back out, pull in, back out, pull in, back out, pull in and park his F-250 XL Lariat at the grocery store.

I said to the dude, "no point in having a big one if you can't get it in there, that's what she said". He just looked at me, confused. "She who?"

"Nevermind, dude."

You either know how to park that thing right or you head to the back forty with the other monster vehicles.
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Re: Invicta Finally Reaches The Pits Of Hades

Post by koimaster » May 18th 2020, 7:32pm

codguy wrote:
May 18th 2020, 6:49pm
Racer-X wrote:
May 18th 2020, 5:48pm
The logos are cut off?
Nah, simply fell off, typical of IWG
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Re: Invicta Finally Reaches The Pits Of Hades

Post by conjurer » May 18th 2020, 10:27pm

biglove wrote:
May 18th 2020, 8:11pm
We have a local MD who I guarantee will be sporting these.
If my doctor came into the exam room wearing one of these, I'd shoot him in the fucking balls with a Walther PPK. If he was actually wearing an Invicter wartche, I'd shoot him twice in the fucking balls with a Walther PPK.

There are only three watches that a doctor could wear that would give me confidence; if he was younger, than I'd be OK if he was wearing a Submariner, or better, an Omega Speedy. If he was older, a Timex Ironman.

The worst (apart from an Invicter) would be a smart wartche. If he wore one of those, I'd shoot myself in the fucking balls with a Walther PPK.
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