The first generation of the Aqua Terra was cool, and the Railmaster version was even cooler. Then there was an even cooler Aqua Terra, which at some point got the "Master Co-Axial Chronometer" moniker, and along with that it got a "facelift" by removing the frame around the date window, and that "facelift" sucked cock. The newest iteration of the AT is - unfortunately - not really appealing, especially with the horizontal teak pattern replacing the vertical one, and what the fuck's that cancerous growth by the rubber strap?
I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst.
Elim Garak, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
No good deed ever goes unpunished.
Rule of Acquisition no.285