Kidney (human) for sale. Not swine or bovine.

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Kidney (human) for sale. Not swine or bovine.

Post by smellody » August 3rd 2024, 10:45pm

Great value! $10k cash American.

Slightly used. Some mild stone, diabetes, alcohol, and acetaminophen issues. Stones are natural, big, and beautiful.

My breeding ferrat stock are not yet market ready and the couch is clean of change.

Help a brother out. There is a Tudor available to me and I need it more than this kidney.

Think of the uses!

Actual photo of human kidneys.

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You chose, left or right! Buy with confidence!

Thanks for looking.
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Post by conjurer » August 3rd 2024, 10:58pm

Can we chop it out of your prone, unanesthetized carcass ourselves? Because I'm not going to foot the fucking bill sending you down Mexico-way to have a sawbones from some Mauritius med school pluck the sumbitch out--no doubt with a bunch of pistoleros standing by, grinning with gold teeth.
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Post by smellody » August 4th 2024, 6:48am

conjurer wrote:
August 3rd 2024, 10:58pm
Can we chop it out of your prone, unanesthetized carcass ourselves? Because I'm not going to foot the fucking bill sending you down Mexico-way to have a sawbones from some Mauritius med school pluck the sumbitch out--no doubt with a bunch of pistoleros standing by, grinning with gold teeth.
For the full $10k, that's fine. I need the watch more than two kidneys. Staff infection can be treated.
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Re: Kidney (human) for sale. Not swine or bovine.

Post by smellody » August 4th 2024, 7:04am

One possible use: Steak and Human Kidney Pie 🥧

ingredients
Units: US
1
tablespoon beef drippings or 1 tablespoon cooking oil
1 1⁄2
lbs chuck steaks, cut into 1 inch dice
1⁄2
lb human kidney
12
ounces puff pastry
2
onions, chopped
3
carrots, peeled and cut into rough dice (5/8 inch)
butter
4
large flat mushrooms, cut into thick slices
2
tablespoons flour
1
teaspoon tomato puree
1
bay leaf
1
pint veal stock (or water and stock cube or granules) or 1 pint beef stock (or water and stock cube or granules)
Worcestershire sauce
salt and pepper
1
egg, beaten, for glazing

Also, be certain this Kidney comes preseasoned and slightly fermented.
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