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Smoking a cigar can be a scary and intimidating experience. Whether you’re a newcomer or enthusiast, you’ll soon realise that there are certain mistakes that can be made, which can lessen the experience.

No matter your level of experience with cigars, you’ll always be surprised about obscure rules and etiquette. In fact, it can be quite oppressive in some circles and it’s easy to be frowned upon by doing something others consider as poor taste.

However, in this guide you will learn how to smoke a cigar properly and comfortably without any pretence. Our easy 10-step tutorial will pave the way to stress-free cigar smoking so you can concentrate on your enjoyment.


https://bespokeunit.com/cigars/smoking/

I'm having Corona Gorda flashbacks.
Now I want to trim the tip of my manhood.

Most important step. Check your broadband connection before you start. No woman is going to want to touch you once you start sucking down one of those.

It should be titled "How To Smoke a Dick."

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 7th 2022, 5:12pm

Most important step. Check your broadband connection before you start. No woman is going to want to touch you once you start sucking down one of those.

You would be surprised.

smellody wrote: ↑

March 7th 2022, 7:32pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 7th 2022, 5:12pm

Most important step. Check your broadband connection before you start. No woman is going to want to touch you once you start sucking down one of those.

You would be surprised.

Nup. Smoking is disgusting (from an ex-smoker). It makes people stink and taste awful.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 7th 2022, 11:29pm

smellody wrote: ↑

March 7th 2022, 7:32pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 7th 2022, 5:12pm

Most important step. Check your broadband connection before you start. No woman is going to want to touch you once you start sucking down one of those.

You would be surprised.

Nup. Smoking is disgusting (from an ex-smoker). It makes people stink and taste awful.

Just so. However, the best way to smoke a cigar is totally without pretention. You bite off the end, fire it up with a Zippo or a Bic, Then you puff on it and enjoy it, no matter who is around you. If you own a yacht, or a private jet, believe me, you'll end up getting your knob sucked.

[Thought I posted this yesterday.]

Why would I ever want to?

conjurer wrote: ↑

March 8th 2022, 12:47am

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 7th 2022, 11:29pm

smellody wrote: ↑

March 7th 2022, 7:32pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 7th 2022, 5:12pm

Most important step. Check your broadband connection before you start. No woman is going to want to touch you once you start sucking down one of those.

You would be surprised.

Nup. Smoking is disgusting (from an ex-smoker). It makes people stink and taste awful.

Just so. However, the best way to smoke a cigar is totally without pretention. You bite off the end, fire it up with a Zippo or a Bic, Then you puff on it and enjoy it, no matter who is around you. If you own a yacht, or a private jet, believe me, you'll end up getting your knob sucked.

Yes, if you own a (big) yacht or jet you stand a very good chance of having your dick sucked by a whore. I don't think The Odorous Unit is aimed at yacht- and jet-owning oligarchs. In which case the typical readership would do well to refrain from smoking, IMO.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 7th 2022, 11:29pm

It makes people stink

I think you are on to something.

Monica Lewinsky knew how to smoke cigars---------and she probably became stinky afterwards.







Someone had to say it

Then you puff on it and enjoy it, no matter who is around you. If you own a yacht, or a private jet, believe me, you'll end up getting your knob sucked.

Seems to me most girls would rather polish your knob that kiss a cigar smelling and tasting mouth but what do I know? I never smoked and so got both.

MAX wrote: ↑

March 8th 2022, 9:45am

Then you puff on it and enjoy it, no matter who is around you. If you own a yacht, or a private jet, believe me, you'll end up getting your knob sucked.

Seems to me most girls would rather polish your knob that kiss a cigar smelling and tasting mouth but what do I know? I never smoked and so got both.

That's what Tic-Tacs are for FFS.

Foo. As Kipling opined - "A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke!" - and after all, knob jobs are a dime a dozen. Further, it has been shown - at least anecdotally - that, in high-end properties for sale, the lingering odor of a fine cigar in the library, billiard room or gentleman's lounge increases the sale value substantially. I absolutely enjoy the whole ritual of cigar smoking - making a my choice from my humidor (holds 30 boxes), cutting the tip with my Tiffany "Atlas" sterling cigar cutter, holding the flame of my Dunhill "Unique" cigar lighter at just the right distance from the cigar tip and drawing in that first acrid puff, knowing it will shortly settle into lovely, spice box richness. I particularly like the way the ash stays on the cigar until I'm ready to tap it off and I like the fact that it requires me to set aside at least 45 minutes to an hour to enjoy it. That said, I believe I'll go down to the sun room with my coffee and enjoy one of the Partagas Serie "D" No. 4s (Cubano) I just received. I like cigars.

Currently I am toking on Judge Wright Churchill's (J.C. Newman)

Their slogan is funny.
"A fair trial will give a verdict in favor of this cigar."
Actually they are damned good.