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Footy Season is on Us? WTF?!?!?!

Post by jason_recliner » March 3rd 2023, 11:05pm

When did this happen? At the pub last night and there's footy all over the screens. And not just any footy, but the Mighty West Coast Eagles. And they're playing the Adelaide Crows, my second favourite team? (still got an Adelaide connection, even though I've been here a decade now)

What the FUCK?!?!?!

OK, turns out it was a "practice match". Fuck, a little warning please? A man could have a heart attack over here.

We copped an all-fucking-mighty fucking SHELLACKING!

Fuck Adelaide.

Go the Mighty Eagles!

Bring on 2023! Mighty Eagles for 2023 Premiers - you heard it here first.
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Post by conjurer » March 3rd 2023, 11:38pm

Are you talking about the XFL? I came home the other night to find Mrs. C watching a game between the Seattle Seadragons (or some fucking thing) and getting all worked up over it, since, apparently, the Seattle Seadragons blow a lot more than normal. I told her, take it easy, hon. It's not even real football.
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Post by jason_recliner » March 3rd 2023, 11:43pm

conjurer wrote:
March 3rd 2023, 11:38pm
Are you talking about the XFL? I came home the other night to find Mrs. C watching a game between the Seattle Seadragons (or some fucking thing) and getting all worked up over it, since, apparently, the Seattle Seadragons blow a lot more than normal. I told her, take it easy, hon. It's not even real football.
I know, right? And I don't even know, there's been no communication whatsoever! Is this some unholy godless XFL x AFL tryst?
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Post by DoctorIvey » March 4th 2023, 8:47pm

smellody wrote:
March 4th 2023, 8:06pm
WTF? I have no fucking idea what you two are talking about. Are you speaking Esperanto?
Probably. Good call Dr S. Another example or globalists foisting their worldview on us. Today fake sports, EVs, and Esperanto and tomorrow you’ll have to seek permission from The Hague to make heterosexual love to your own wife. That’s not America! That’s not even Canada!
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Post by jason_recliner » March 4th 2023, 9:51pm

DoctorIvey wrote:
March 4th 2023, 8:47pm
smellody wrote:
March 4th 2023, 8:06pm
WTF? I have no fucking idea what you two are talking about. Are you speaking Esperanto?
Probably. Good call Dr S. Another example or globalists foisting their worldview on us. Today fake sports, EVs, and Esperanto and tomorrow you’ll have to seek permission from The Hague to make heterosexual love to your own wife. That’s not America! That’s not even Canada!
"Heterosexual" love? What does that even mean? Could you be any more sex-ableist?

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