Archie is stinking fast

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Post by conjurer » March 8th 2021, 12:31am

It's somewhat rending to watch such a proud man spread his ass cheeks so wide. There were so few people in the world, in This Thing Of Ours, who was so special and such a source of horological fact as Archie. When things first got tough, did Archie spread his very large ass cheeks to some Middle Eastern billionaire? He did not. When things were hard, did Archie spread his incredibly revolting, pendulous ass cheeks for anybody who would send him a few bucks in Paypal cash, so he could paste their sleazy bumper stickers to his barely cool Fridgidaire? Archie did not. He was always a paladin of horology. Now he's in a bad way, and he needs to spread his ass cheeks, which are both revolting and pendulous (and not in a good way) to accept anybody who wishes to thrust their German helmet bell end into his noxious asshole.

Woe be to him. Woe be to us.
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Post by 3Flushes » March 8th 2021, 1:48pm

conjurer wrote:
March 8th 2021, 12:31am
It's somewhat rending to watch such a proud man spread his ass cheeks so wide. There were so few people in the world, in This Thing Of Ours, who was so special and such a source of horological fact as Archie. When things first got tough, did Archie spread his very large ass cheeks to some Middle Eastern billionaire? He did not. When things were hard, did Archie spread his incredibly revolting, pendulous ass cheeks for anybody who would send him a few bucks in Paypal cash, so he could paste their sleazy bumper stickers to his barely cool Fridgidaire? Archie did not. He was always a paladin of horology. Now he's in a bad way, and he needs to spread his ass cheeks, which are both revolting and pendulous (and not in a good way) to accept anybody who wishes to thrust their German helmet bell end into his noxious asshole.

Woe be to him. Woe be to us.
Never liked this guy but that's pitiful.
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