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Jason Taylor Youtube Reviews

Post by jason_recliner » January 29th 2021, 5:15pm

Discussion of Jason Taylor Invictas provided much joy and merriment back in the day. I still don't know who Jason Taylor is, but I decided to check out a few reviews on the Youtubes to find out some more.

This review isn't very good, as he spends the first 8 1/2 minutes describing the buying process and showing the accompanying paperwork in agonising, cringe-inducing detail. The highlight, for me, is the limited edition number artfully inscribed by hand on the wartche case at 0:53:

https://youtu.be/7wh1QgtsHf0

Did you ever wonder what Johnny Wiseau did after making The Room? He has a YouTube channel called iReviewWatches.com. This review reminds me of that review I did of the Gear Best watch many many moons ago, except I think this guy is serious. 'Highlight' is at 5:20 when he taps the Flame Confison crystal - "very strong can hear":

https://youtu.be/ZH7ETJ3t0nQ

The Jathon Taylor Limited Edition Invicta Chaoth. Tommy Big Time thought it would be a little thmall at 50 mm (@ 1:45). Fuck the review. All you need to know is this wartche looks MONEY:

https://youtu.be/Fy2H-_3Oa2c

In summary... not as funny as I remembered. I just wasted like 45 minutes of my life watching this shit.

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Re: Jason Taylor Youtube Reviews

Post by Watch Noob » January 29th 2021, 6:22pm

I also don't know who Jason Taylor is, but I do know who Lawrence Taylor is and I don't see him putting his name on any watches. Although I do remember him in many cheesy commercials.

I quickly skimmed the YT vids. Saw a guy with what appeared to be 3 inch wrists with a pie plate on one called a JT watch. Saw another guy who looked like he was doing heavy construction taking a pin out of a JT bracelet.

thankfully I only wasted about 3 minutes.
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Re: Jason Taylor Youtube Reviews

Post by TemerityB » January 29th 2021, 8:26pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑
January 29th 2021, 5:15pm
 Discussion of Jason Taylor Invictas provided much joy and merriment back in the day. I still don't know who Jason Taylor is, but I decided to check out a few reviews on the Youtubes to find out some more.

This review isn't very good, as he spends the first 8 1/2 minutes describing the buying process and showing the accompanying paperwork in agonising, cringe-inducing detail. The highlight, for me, is the limited edition number artfully inscribed by hand on the wartche case at 0:53:

https://youtu.be/7wh1QgtsHf0

Did you ever wonder what Johnny Wiseau did after making The Room? He has a YouTube channel called iReviewWatches.com. This review reminds me of that review I did of the Gear Best watch many many moons ago, except I think this guy is serious. 'Highlight' is at 5:20 when he taps the Flame Confison crystal - "very strong can hear":

https://youtu.be/ZH7ETJ3t0nQ

The Jathon Taylor Limited Edition Invicta Chaoth. Tommy Big Time thought it would be a little thmall at 50 mm (@ 1:45). Fuck the review. All you need to know is this wartche looks MONEY:

https://youtu.be/Fy2H-_3Oa2c

In summary... not as funny as I remembered. I just wasted like 45 minutes of my life watching this shit.

:dssd:
Whatever you do, make sure you check out another YT tool named PhatKat Collections as she verbally jizzes all over Invicters, the bigger and stoopider the better. Of course, he (at least at one point) he was using his "reviews" as an excuse to scarf click-through pennies and such. He's got a face and countenance perfect for flying Boston Cremes.
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Re: Jason Taylor Youtube Reviews

Post by codguy » January 30th 2021, 5:47am

Watch Noob wrote: ↑
January 29th 2021, 6:22pm
 I also don't know who Jason Taylor is

Here he is noob.....

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Re: Jason Taylor Youtube Reviews

Post by koimaster » January 30th 2021, 11:32pm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Tay ... _football)

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