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Post by 3Flushes » October 6th 2019, 10:05pm

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^^ Lady, this is the first I had heard of jingles.
Oh-go-on! You really didn't know Mort's new guy- same as the old guy, but worse- now goes by the handle Mr. Jingles- the mouse in The Green Mile? His friends call him Jingles. I figured you knew as above you refer to incessant roxing over a mentally ill person; I reckon you meant incessently in this thread.

More you proly don't know---He now claims to have graduated from the US Naval Academy.
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Post by koimaster » October 6th 2019, 10:26pm

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Cod, I can't listen to your sick lament any day, perhaps some benzos would shut your useless pie hole. I personally ttake mental health seriously and expressed my feeling that it's no joke... like gambling, perhaps that rings your bell.

The person involved is not mentally ill. He is a person who has made many claims about being a retired navy pilot, he was not. He made many comments about being grievously injured on 9/11. Put aside his stolen valor claims and you are left with the theft of honor, fear, respect and sympathy given to those killed maimed or suffering from the events of 9/11. That is a human not worth the shit scraped off the bottom of your shoe.

He attacked members of this forum here and elsewhere and infers he is a victim rather than a fraud.
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Post by koimaster » October 29th 2019, 10:44am

I was sent this today from someone at wit asking who this was at WL
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Post by koimaster » September 18th 2020, 1:05pm

Datsun driver? I think he has me confused with someone else. :roll:


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Post by TemerityB » September 18th 2020, 3:52pm

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^^^Jeebus. That's just sad.
If somebody left me a hello like that, I'd log off and never go back there again. Writing like that is really a pretty good clue that the site in question is full of fapping gibbons.
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Post by Nuvolari » September 18th 2020, 9:09pm

Not that I’m not inclined to be compassionate most of the time but even if I didn’t know about this assclown, an intro like that certainly sets the tone...

A tone you might hear when the nerdiest kid in the band class hobbles over on his special orthopedic shoes and, in an ‘outside voice’, loudly lispshs shrew hishz headgeer how you and he are now the two coolest of the whole remedial class.

It’s the tone that reminds you “this isn’t how normal people conduct themselves” & “it’s time to get the fuck out of here“! Prolly shoulda walked through that other door...

In revisiting everything I’m glad we’re spared from his direct lying and fanboy-ish bullshit. And, on an ornery note - quite frankly, I also appreciate Tictac packing up his condescending nonsense and moving back to Heads Upyerass Township.
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Post by svaglic » September 19th 2020, 4:02pm

TemerityB wrote:
September 18th 2020, 3:52pm
biglove wrote:
September 18th 2020, 2:51pm
^^^Jeebus. That's just sad.
If somebody left me a hello like that, I'd log off and never go back there again. Writing like that is really a pretty good clue that the site in question is full of fapping gibbons.
I’m seriously laughing while I imagine the new guy that’s so excited to join a watch forum and be around other watch lovers.
I can see the guy smiling while reading his welcome posts.
I see the smile fade and his expression turns to a concerned WTF look as he reads what Mr. jingles wrote.
Now he closes his computer down, unplugs it and decides to attend a Tupperware party with his wife.
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Post by biglove » September 19th 2020, 5:46pm

svaglic wrote:
September 19th 2020, 4:02pm
TemerityB wrote:
September 18th 2020, 3:52pm
biglove wrote:
September 18th 2020, 2:51pm
^^^Jeebus. That's just sad.
If somebody left me a hello like that, I'd log off and never go back there again. Writing like that is really a pretty good clue that the site in question is full of fapping gibbons.
I’m seriously laughing while I imagine the new guy that’s so excited to join a watch forum and be around other watch lovers.
I can see the guy smiling while reading his welcome posts.
I see the smile fade and his expression turns to a concerned WTF look as he reads what Mr. jingles wrote.
Now he closes his computer down, unplugs it and decides to attend a Tupperware party with his wife.
Perfect!
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Post by MKTheVintageBloke » September 19th 2020, 6:08pm

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Poor Mr. Jingles could learn plenty from Dean Martin.
He could use - as Dean Martin once sang - a kick in the head.
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Post by Mark1 » September 19th 2020, 11:04pm

Mort used to say the same shit about Watchlords. Any group that will accept him, (even temporarily) is the bee's knees, until it's not
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Howdy rat back atcha, pahdnuh!! Willkommen! Bienvenue! Welcome! Pull up uh char 'n have yourself uh SEAT, muh'man!! Welcome to WIT, the friendliest, most-knowledgeable and truly laid back watch organization operating on the interwebz these days. And that's not entirely just me being proud and braggin' about my happy horological home here, a web spot I'm very fond of referring to as "a safe, well-lighted place" to get acquainted with others who enjoy this same wonderful [and sometimes crazy-making!] hobby of ours. And it truly IS a home to those of us who've been out there and seen some of the bat$#*% crazy people operating horological sites. But I digress a bit here; time to get back on track, gosh-dangit to H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks!!

We are blessed with an Administrator who is NOT a mental patient who truly believes that his dad played Monopoly with Charles De Gaulle during the war; he doesn't read our personal messages, and above all else, doesn't stalk members whom he believes have lied about their backgrounds / personal histories. Our man Steve is very friendly, approachable and fair, and he doesn't have an axe to grind. This approachability and fairness has also been passed down to our moderators here, and they make it a point to keep as much of a laissez faire attitude as possible during our day-to-day operations, and sew fourth. And when they DO have to tell you that you've SKA-REWWWED UP AGAIN, by GUM!, they keep it very low-key and discreet, not to mention friendly and understanding...they're just the best.

As for the rest of us mere mortals here, we have a membership that has also taken a cue from Steve and the moderators -- sounds like a great 80's band name... Hmmm, yeah; I could see that: Sunday-SUNDAY-SUNDAY!! It's STEVE & the MODERATORS at the Anaheim Duck Pond! [a second voice comes in, even louder than the first one] That's RIGHT, SOCAL: Steve & the Moderators!! ANAHEIMMMMM DUCK POND, YEAHHHH!! um, okay...guess I digressed again there...gosh dang it!! (Um, sorry about the colorful language there, too...)

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Post by conjurer » September 19th 2020, 11:43pm

It's really difficult to tell when Mort went so far fucking wrong. He came into Watchlords like gangbusters. telling stretchers about his military service, which, while apparently honorable, was boosted by his Walter-Mitty-like impulses to make himself into a naval aviator, which he wasn't, and to tell everyone about his near-death 9/11 experiences, which he never had, and his supposed handed-down Patek watch, which wasn't, alas, a real Patek.

Now, we've had plenty of veterans through our doors, and many are still here, and damned few of them, with the exception of Mort, ever said much about their service. Like many of us who have never served in the military, I tend to give the benefit of the doubt who did, and while presenting a fake Patek should have been the death-knell of Mort's career here, I was one who thought he should be given a second chance.

After this, when anti-IWG shit got started, and WITs were parodied, Mort was always one of the first into the breech to denounce the stupidity and vulgarity of IWG and WIT. At one point, I started a thread about some ShopNBC personalities involved in a dark and murderous satiric rampage, Mort jumped in and pretty much took over the thread with shit- and sex-themed prose that would have made slo-po gag.

Now, of course, since his lies have been uncovered, and he went ballistic on several members here due to issues in the Policy Room, he got his ass banned and slunked off to WIT to suck the moderator's dick, post in comic sans, pretend he got a raw deal from the Big Bad Watchlords, and generally act like the true asshole that he is.

Indeed, the mendacity of Mort is truly astounding. Now he talks about his love for IWG's products, posts still (I suppose) in comic sans, uses Inappropriate Capitalizations, and welcomes the next feeb to Eyal's fudge-packing sessions.
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Post by svaglic » September 20th 2020, 12:57am

I think I’m going to be banned because they must like this shit or I’m the only one dumb enough to ask about it. Or I’ve been drinking and saw no reason not to ask about the elephant in the room.
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Post by biglove » September 20th 2020, 6:30am

svaglic wrote:
September 20th 2020, 12:57am
I think I’m going to be banned because they must like this shit or I’m the only one dumb enough to ask about it. Or I’ve been drinking and saw no reason not to ask about the elephant in the room.
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Post by conjurer » September 20th 2020, 8:25am

biglove wrote:
September 20th 2020, 6:30am
svaglic wrote:
September 20th 2020, 12:57am
I think I’m going to be banned because they must like this shit or I’m the only one dumb enough to ask about it. Or I’ve been drinking and saw no reason not to ask about the elephant in the room.
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Good job, Svaglic
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Post by codguy » September 20th 2020, 8:58am

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Can't believe this supposed adult still talks like an attention whore juvenile. A true embarrassment to the Naval Officer corp.


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Cod, I can't listen to your sick lament any day, perhaps some benzos would shut your useless pie hole.
Oh, and BTW, I still don't miss this guy ^ .
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Post by koimaster » September 20th 2020, 9:56am

codguy wrote:
September 20th 2020, 8:58am
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Can't believe this supposed adult still talks like an attention whore juvenile. A true embarrassment to the Naval Officer corp.


tiktok wrote:
October 6th 2019, 6:15pm
Cod, I can't listen to your sick lament any day, perhaps some benzos would shut your useless pie hole.
Oh, and BTW, I still don't miss this guy ^ .
Agree with both of those comments.



After this, when anti-IWG shit got started, and WITs were parodied, Mort was always one of the first into the breech to denounce the stupidity and vulgarity of IWG and WIT. At one point, I started a thread about some ShopNBC personalities involved in a dark and murderous satiric rampage, Mort jumped in and pretty much took over the thread with shit- and sex-themed prose that would have made slo-po gag.
Do not remember that thread.
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Post by TemerityB » September 20th 2020, 10:30am

Nice job, Al.

And conj hit the nail on the head earlier - I distinctly remember this valor thief chiming in on more than a few anti-Invicta screeds. Now he shows off his Betty Poops, Popeyes, and Malaysian divers as if he had won the lottery.

No, he's not crazy, or mentally ill, or whatever. He's just another dolt who's never accomplished a thing who runs around bragging on his accomplishments. As the old comic strips said, TOBAL!
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Post by koimaster » September 20th 2020, 7:10pm

I salute the famed “aviator”. Damn. I miss watchgeeks and xtrememeantime

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Post by TemerityB » September 21st 2020, 5:05pm

God almighty ... how do they put up with that there?

Then again, if you ever actually look at WIT, it's the same seven fapping Invicta-hoarding gibbons chiming in all the time, rarely serious watch discussion.

Especially from that turkey. Imagine Mort at even WUS? Or Chrono24? No need to worry about that - he doesn't know a real wristwatch from the SLUF he pulls out of his ass to brag about. What a fucking loser.

Allison, you remain one of the great ones - you know about and collect watches with actual value. That's something that lumpy layabout has never been able to claim, not on his best day.
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