Watchlords

Cool to hear you got it back.

svaglic wrote: ↑

September 13th 2021, 5:34pm

I got my watch back today, he must be back in Cali . At first glance, all looks good and everything that was with it when I sent it seems to be back now. I’ll give it a better check over later.

Maybe you could post it over there on the 'watch you are wearing' thread, thanking the thief for returning your watch.

bobbee wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 1:37am

svaglic wrote: ↑

September 13th 2021, 5:34pm

I got my watch back today, he must be back in Cali . At first glance, all looks good and everything that was with it when I sent it seems to be back now. I’ll give it a better check over later.

Maybe you could post it over there on the 'watch you are wearing' thread, thanking the thief for returning your watch.

Posting it is a great idea.....

Just make sure you Lysol-Wipe the HE double hockey sticks out of it before wearing it

bobbee wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 1:37am

svaglic wrote: ↑

September 13th 2021, 5:34pm

I got my watch back today, he must be back in Cali . At first glance, all looks good and everything that was with it when I sent it seems to be back now. I’ll give it a better check over later.

Maybe you could post it over there on the 'watch you are wearing' thread, thanking the thief for returning your watch.

feel free to use this one

koimaster wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 8:35am

bobbee wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 1:37am

svaglic wrote: ↑

September 13th 2021, 5:34pm

I got my watch back today, he must be back in Cali . At first glance, all looks good and everything that was with it when I sent it seems to be back now. I’ll give it a better check over later.

Maybe you could post it over there on the 'watch you are wearing' thread, thanking the thief for returning your watch.

feel free to use this one

I just put that as my new avatar over there

svaglic wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 8:48am

koimaster wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 8:35am

bobbee wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 1:37am

svaglic wrote: ↑

September 13th 2021, 5:34pm

I got my watch back today, he must be back in Cali . At first glance, all looks good and everything that was with it when I sent it seems to be back now. I’ll give it a better check over later.

Maybe you could post it over there on the 'watch you are wearing' thread, thanking the thief for returning your watch.

feel free to use this one

I just put that as my new avatar over there

Glad you got it back. Any lame excuse offered? Any explanation? Silence out of him would be saying something.

Mark1 wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 11:28am

Glad you got it back. Any lame excuse offered? Any explanation? Silence out of him would be saying something.

The dead don’t speak.

koimaster wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 1:18pm

Mark1 wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 11:28am

Glad you got it back. Any lame excuse offered? Any explanation? Silence out of him would be saying something.

The dead don’t speak.

He's certainly dead to me.

I found this to me amusingly sad - pre-emptively addressing scrutiny over a doctored photo.
“Er, uh… I’d like to point out these documents have not been altered in any way!”

Nuvolari wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 8:55pm

I found this to me amusingly sad - pre-emptively addressing scrutiny over a doctored photo.

5737E906-1C23-4493-8586-C7DDBEB075E3.jpeg

“Er, uh… I’d like to point out these documents have not been altered in any way!”

First page of the thread below
viewtopic.php?f=220&t=46751&hilit=Lies.

He photoshopped the ribbon bar and replaced them with wings. The wings are placed over the ribbon bar in the real world. The ribbons I saw appear to be from his time in the Corp and in the Korean war but I am probably wrong. Still to this day do not understand what his end game was/is as far as these lies go.

koimaster wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 10:47pm

Nuvolari wrote: ↑

September 14th 2021, 8:55pm

I found this to me amusingly sad - pre-emptively addressing scrutiny over a doctored photo.

5737E906-1C23-4493-8586-C7DDBEB075E3.jpeg

“Er, uh… I’d like to point out these documents have not been altered in any way!”

First page of the thread below
viewtopic.php?f=220&t=46751&hilit=Lies.

...Still to this day do not understand what his end game was/is as far as these lies go.

I've always thought that Mr. J intended it to impart that he had followed in his father's footsteps. IDR anything he said about his dad so it's hard to speculate why.

How many class rings has this joker got?

Clown shoes.

TemerityB wrote: ↑

September 17th 2021, 8:30pm

Clown shoes.

Well said. However, it should be mentioned that Don of the Dead/Mort/Mr. Jingles is nothing but a fucking cunt loser. He was, in his prime, a Watchlord (and there is almost nothing better than that) apart from being a Watchlords asshat, which he was. Through his lies and bullshit he kept a large number of us (including yours truly) off guard, in the end, he was a fucking cunt loser, who personally attacked many members of this forum who finally refused to suck his limp, distended balls any longer; these were people whose friendship I valued. His attacks on me were pretty small beer compared to the contempt he heaped on really fine members of this forum.

Had Mort, or whatever the fuck he likes to call himself at WIT-less, had come to the truth and confessed his true origins--which weren't bad, by any means--as a life long officer in the US Navy there is no shame, particularly from a non-serving fuck like me--we would have shrugged our shoulders and so, So Fucking What?

But, he didn't. He pretended to be a naval aviator, and a victim of 9/11. He claimed all sorts of fucking shit, which wasn't true.

In the end, he turned out to be a fucking cunt loser, and remains one to this day. He is stripped of his asshat status, and more importantly, he is stripped of his WL membership. Being so, he has become a nobody. A man of no account.

Mort is dead to me. D-E-A-D, that spells loser, laws, yes! Fuck you, Mort, you fucking cunt loser.

At least yamahaki never claimed to have been a 9/11 survivor.

conjurer wrote: ↑

September 17th 2021, 11:06pm

Had Mort, or whatever the fuck he likes to call himself at WIT-less, had come to the truth and confessed his true origins--which weren't bad, by any means--as a life long officer in the US Navy there is no shame, particularly from a non-serving fuck like me--we would have shrugged our shoulders and so, So Fucking What?

Indeed. What's not to be proud of in a 21 year career in the uniform of this country where he earned the second highest rank prior to the issuance of stars? I guess we'll never really know precisely, but for whatever reason, Mort's career became a trifle - 21 years of service and steady advancement spun into fairy tale of flying jets in combat, a bully pulpit, and a frolic for sympathy.

When all of this bullshit started and I did a little research, I was surprised to learn that about half of valor frauds have actually served, and that their performance tends to persist for life, even if they have been exposed. That is not to say, however, that these folks are not adaptable.

After he was banned from Watchlords, the transition of Mort into Mr. Jingles, the death row mouse in the Stephen King classic The Green Mile, is a good case in point.

Although Mr. J staunchly persists in his valor fraud at WIT, he has, on the other hand, cooled his jets on the personal attacks and is able to mix in and stay put on a board that stresses the niceties of forum conduct (no use of vulgar or disturbing avatars, not intercepting and keeping pass around watches, and sew fourth) and respectful discourse.

So, while the WIT crew is aware of Mort's valor fraud, thievery, and his bullying and personal attacks directed at members here at Watchlords, because the members of WIT have not been directly subjected to any of Mort's most offensive bullshit by their Mr. J, they are yet able to empathize.

As a result, and in the end what really counts, is that Mr. J has found a new home--- far away from us.

As a tremendous fan of Mercedes-Benz, it should be noted that the only thing worse than an anemic CLA250 - is an anemic CLA in YELLOW!


“ As a result, and in the end what really counts, is that Mr. J has found a new home--- far away from us.”

^^ THIS!!

Nuvolari wrote: ↑

September 18th 2021, 9:13am

As a tremendous fan of Mercedes-Benz, it should be noted that the only thing worse than an anemic CLA250 - is an anemic CLA in YELLOW!


“ As a result, and in the end what really counts, is that Mr. J has found a new home--- far away from us.”

^^ THIS!!

I love Mercedes-Benz. ❤ I don't understand their modern model numbers. We have a C250. It really should be badged C180 Turbo with AMG kit.

With the turbo, the 1.8 litre does just fine.

Nuvolari wrote: ↑

September 18th 2021, 9:13am

As a tremendous fan of Mercedes-Benz, it should be noted that the only thing worse than an anemic CLA250 - is an anemic CLA in YELLOW!


“ As a result, and in the end what really counts, is that Mr. J has found a new home--- far away from us.”

^^ THIS!!

^^^^ THAT.