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Re: I am considering posting this in the open - thoughts?

Post by TemerityB » May 30th 2020, 4:42pm

Yeah, how have we done without this oddball, whose taste in shit TV watches is only exceeded by his Never. Shutting. The. Fuck. Up. I mean, he can't even post in a WURW thread without blathering and screeching like a chimpanzee who just ate a family pack of Creamsicles.

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What's the over/under on that first claim being pulled right from his pasty, valor thieving ass?
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Re: I am considering posting this in the open - thoughts?

Post by Nuvolari » May 31st 2020, 12:06am

The payout on that one is very low Tee - because the odds are so highly tilted toward the side of pure unadulterated steamingly-fresh bullshit.

Everybody knows he kicked cancer’s ass by discharging a few rounds of highly-toxic FAMUB*, for ‘Merica, you commie! A little FAMUB* here and little FAMUB* there and - blamo - he kicked cancer’s ass! Er, uh, he kicked cancer’s ass, too!

You don’t recognize that acronym? Probably because you stupidly didn’t spend 77 years in the US Air Marine Navy Corp, like a stupid ‘normie’, which he’s not, since he is so much more special than that.




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Re: I am considering posting this in the open - thoughts?

Post by koimaster » July 19th 2020, 10:46pm

Hello & WELCOME to WatchinTyme, the friendliest, most easygoing watch site on the interwebz, or, as I'm very fond of referring to it as, "a safe, well-lighted place" in which to enjoy this wonderful hobby, er, pastime, um, er passion, uh, obsession we all find ourselves sharing. But more than just being friendly and/or safe, this is a place where mutual respect for each other and our various watch choices is both a concept and a practice that each of us adheres to without exception. This is because many of us, including myself, have belonged to quite a few other watch forums on the 'net, many of which are, at best, run by nuts for nuts, to put it plainly. They talk a good game about being 'open-minded,' 'uncensored,' or other such lofty concepts, but in the end they're places where you need to toe the line, OR ELSE.

It was at just such a site that I was lucky enough to find myself a couple of years back, and it was there that I was also 'lucky' enough to acquire my very own stalker, who, when I made the mistake of questioning his word as the absolute truth in all areas of Horological endeavor, went on a two-year crusade to smear my name and "prove" to all concerned that my 26-year USN aviation career was all one big lie, to include the awards & medals I received along the way. Now I bring this up not to try and drum up tears & sympathy for myself, but rather show you just how wise a choice you made when you joined us here at WIT. Our founder wanted this place to be friendly, laid-back and free of personal attacks, 'bullying' & obscenity. Our moderators are pretty much the same in both temperament and performance, and they are never officious or heavy-handed. And, finally, our membership is also uniformly enthusiastic about "The Watch Thing," and very respectful of each others' opinions and hardware choices.

So please, take the plunge, come on in and feel free to show off your watches, share your knowledge or seek answers from your fellow WIT members. We all love watches here, and abhor the silly playground tactics that so many people on the internet should have left behind so many years ago. Again, welcome to WIT, and thanks for joining our terrific site. We hope you'll enjoy your time with us, and are very glad you're here...!

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Re: I am considering posting this in the open - thoughts?

Post by conjurer » July 19th 2020, 11:16pm

The lying "aviator" wrote

Our founder wanted this place to be friendly, laid-back and free of personal attacks, 'bullying' & obscenity.

He also wrote:

Alison Wagonwheel sat naked on the large couch, her large, pendulous breasts, with their big, puffy areoles and hard little nipples, rolling back and forth with her every movement. She had her unusually small – even tiny – feet up on the coffee table, and even though she kept them pressed demurely together, as she also did her knees, I was still able to see her thick patch of mousy brown pubic hair, that same nondescript color I was convinced about 99 percent of caucasian women grew between their legs, irrespective of the always suspect color they maintained on their heads. Of course, I’d done a couple of redheads in my day, and their collars really did match their cuffs, but in all the years I’d been sexually active, I’d never seen a bleach-blonde, Hustler-esque muff that looked anything close to real.

“Hey, Skip,” she said, winking at me and parting her knees a dozen inches or so. “Why don’t you take a picture, hmm? It’ll last longer.”

The color drained from her face as soon as she saw what I’d been dragging into the room with me. Her knees popped back together, but I had still managed to see a bit of her nice, pink little honeypot, thank you very much.

“What happened?” she asked my caretaker.

I turned around so I could watch them both.

Tim Temple smiled bitterly at her and said, “Old Skip got the drop on him. In fact, he was about to tell me how he did it.” He nodded toward the door. “How ‘bout you close that, please Skip,” he said. “Oh, and don’t worry about your Glock,” he added. “I retrieved that while you were eyeing Alison’s pitty little nerples.” He tittered like a horny ten year-old boy over one of his dad’s filched Playboy magazines.

Normally, I’d have told him to go shit into his hat, but he had said please. What the fuck; my mom always did say that it was one of those words that’d open any door for you, so why not give Tim the benefit of the doubt and close the door for him?

I walked the five short paces to the door and was just about to Invicta Bolt – no awful watch pun intended, honest – through it when Tim loudly pulled back and released the slide on an automatic handgun – or, in his case, an automatic hand-gurn. Probably Ndomoduodenum’s piece, as Glocks were better built and hence more quiet.


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I would like to submit that Mort go fuck himself. With his tiny little nipples.
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Re: I am considering posting this in the open - thoughts?

Post by svaglic » July 19th 2020, 11:36pm

Put it in the open. Let everyone have access to the truth when they google him.
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Post by codguy » July 20th 2020, 6:13am

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"Welcome to WIT or as I say, a safe, well-lighted place. A place where you can be justifiably proud to wear a badboy like this and not be ridiculed and laughed at"


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Post by biglove » July 20th 2020, 5:23pm

svaglic wrote:
July 19th 2020, 11:36pm
Put it in the open. Let everyone have access to the truth when they google him.
Yep, time to exercise the nuclear option. KABOOM!
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Re: Misterjingles, not a Navy pilot nor Annapolis grad

Post by koimaster » August 14th 2021, 10:37am

From earlier this year but still a joke.

https://watchintyme.com/index.php?threa ... es.731366/
Wow! Am I looking forward to seeing your products! I'm a retired USN Aviator who started his career in A-7E Corsair II's (AKA "The SLUF"), after which I transitioned to the F/A-18C. I guess I qualify as being officially one of those old fart pilots who get all misty-eyed and agog over my SLUF(F) days, but rarely think of the "gadget-laden" Hornet. Still, it was quite the upgrade! And that's about as far as I guess I should go; I once got thrown off a watch site because I talked too much about the Navy and my career therein, so I'm very gun-shy about mentioning it too much, especially since that site now goes around telling people that I'm a fake, engaging in "stolen valor."

I mention all of this by way of telling you that WIT does NOT ever engage in this type of behavior, nor do we prove our leadership in the watch world by engaging in personal attacks and smear campaigning. There are no "preferred" nor "prohibited" brands here; at WIT, the most important thing is how much you, the individual member, are enjoying this or that watch, while perhaps not enjoying a third one too much. Bottom line: We respect each other and each others' watch choices. If there's something we don't like about a given watch or brand, we spell it out respectfully, and do NOT go on the attack.

For those of us who purchase your products, we will give you an honest, objective assessment of the timepiece, and provide you with the appropriate feedback, as time permits. Oh, and if you have a TERIFFIC product? We'll sing your praises to the hills and beyond! In the end, WIT truly IS "a safe, well-lighted place" in which to enjoy this shared hobby (read: obsession we all share. WELCOME ABOARD! We're very glad you're here! (y)
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PS - Your official callsign for WIT is now "Tube." ;)


And from August 7; 2021, last week in the same thread we get this
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PITOT watches said:
Thank you very much for your kind and honest words :) Maybe that "Tube" name will stick know forever ;) I guess it is a good match!

I'm sorry I reply late, to be honest, I have been very busy getting all the pieces in the puzzle to fit and also get the economy going. Corona did not make it easy also!
We already did a design of the F/A-18 Hornet but decided at the last minute to change to a new design for the F/A-18 Super Hornet since they fly the Super Hornet in the new Top Gun: Maverick movie, and it would be a good time to release close to that one. I have attached F/A-18 Hornet and Super Hornet design :)
The crown on the Super Hornet is inspired by the Jettison selector button in the cockpit to release the different loads on the pylon station. Subdials button inspired by the exhaust. The wing profile has inspired the front design near the rubber strap attachment, and the small bend, inspired by the foldable wingtips when onboard carrierships :)
We gonna do the F/A-18 Super Hornet then F-16 is planned.
Kindly regards "Tube"




Hey, Tube! Welcome back!!

I actually have about 250 hrs in the single seat Super Hornet (F/A-18E), so I'm certainly looking forward to seeing it come over the horizon! The above shots are amazing!
W/R, "Sammy" (My last name is Turdling, and I'm a junior, so I got "Sammy" for a callsign...)




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Re: Misterjingles, not a Navy pilot nor Annapolis grad

Post by codguy » August 14th 2021, 11:03am

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Jingles/Sammy/Mortuus is a true watch kollector,

Never in my imagination could I ever to purchase grails like these he owns...........

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Re: Misterjingles, not a Navy pilot nor Annapolis grad

Post by koimaster » August 14th 2021, 1:52pm

codguy wrote:
August 14th 2021, 11:03am
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Jingles/Sammy/Mortuus is a true watch kollector,

Never in my imagination could I ever to purchase grails like these he owns...........

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Re: Misterjingles, not a Navy pilot nor Annapolis grad

Post by TemerityB » August 14th 2021, 4:11pm

codguy wrote:
August 14th 2021, 11:03am
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Jingles/Sammy/Mortuus is a true watch kollector,

Never in my imagination could I ever to purchase grails like these he owns...........

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I could never be like Mister Jingles then.

Fine.
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Re: Misterjingles, not a Navy pilot nor Annapolis grad

Post by koimaster » August 14th 2021, 8:47pm

Mark1 wrote:
August 14th 2021, 8:27pm
Pitot watch company is a little late on the F14 love. They had their day but Iran is the only country flying them today.

I think the guy is a former maintenance guy in europe who worked with them. At least he has experience with aircaft.
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Re: Misterjingles, not a Navy pilot nor Annapolis grad

Post by codguy » August 15th 2021, 6:21am

The wartches are lame.........
and almost as lame as this "aviator" Fostex Garments guy complete with ironed zoom bag, mirrored shades and freshly minted patches.


(from koi's link)
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-----> At least jingles/sammy/mortuus has a new shop for flying apparel.
https://fostex.eu/collections/collaboration
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