Poor Archie Luxury is broke!

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Poor Archie Luxury is broke!

Post by koimaster » November 14th 2018, 9:46am

The Whoreologist from down under, the greatest export from the land of Oz is asking us to save him.


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MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT - I am broke and need to sell off some wrist watches

Published on Nov 7, 2018


DO YOU WANT TO HELP ARCHIE?

You can help via the following ways:-

1) DONATE IMMEDIATELY VIA PAYPAL!
PayPal.Me/archieluxury

2) Sponsor Archie on Patreon You can set up a monthly conrtibution to help Archie stay full time https://www.patreon.com/archieluxury

3) Organise a Paid Review (Any Topic- Watches, Men's issues or anything!)
My charge for a collection review is US$50- (with YouTube video made!)
PayPal to [email protected] Then send details of your collection/query to [email protected]
Express reviews and or long reviews are US$100-

4) Seek Personal Advice from Archie
Advice via email - US$20-
Advice with a video follow up - US$65-
Speak to Archie for Advice and Opinions - US$50- per hour
PayPal to [email protected] Then send details of your collection/query to [email protected]

5) ADVERTISING ON ARCHIE'S FRIDGE:-
Fridge Advertising - US$100- for 6 months PayPal to [email protected] Then send details of your collection/query to [email protected]

and finally....... Like my videos, subscribe and tell your friends about my channel!

WANT TO CONTACT ARCHIE?

Email Archie directly at [email protected]
PayPal to [email protected]

Please PayPal donations to [email protected]

Thank you for your support Kind
regards ARCHIE

Please feel free to write to Archie:-
ArchieLuxury
PO Box 299
MT OMMANEY Q 4074
AUSTRALIA


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Re: Poor Archie Luxury is broke!

Post by svaglic » November 14th 2018, 9:58am

He could have had some real stardom if he had signed up for a Jerry Springer show with him taking on Skelton and Turdling in a Rolex vs Invicta show. That boat has sailed though.
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Re: Poor Archie Luxury is broke!

Post by Hawk » November 14th 2018, 3:35pm

I like Patreon. I guess the theory is that you sign up and offer a fixed amount for each YouTube posting and you can set a max, say, 2 videos a month so a content provider going all productive doesn't cost extra.

In the case of Archie, Patreon should consider a sort of "reverse sponsorship" whereby the patron pledges a fixed amount for NOT posting on YouTube or anywhere else.




His competition for actually getting money is considerable though. At least in Luna's case the growths at the side of the head are earphones and can be removed easily - not sure if Archie's would need surgical intervention.


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Re: Poor Archie Luxury is broke!

Post by bedlam » November 15th 2018, 4:54pm

He seems to trot this story out every other year.

I am stunned that anyone gives the guy or his channel the time of day.
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Post by TemerityB » November 15th 2018, 8:11pm

bedlam wrote:He seems to trot this story out every other year.

I am stunned that anyone gives the guy or his channel the time of day.


It amazes me, too. That's YouTube; some guy could post a video of himself picking his nose, post a second one, and he'll get 10,000 "subscribers." Come to think of it, a guy picking his nose likely describes much of Archie's fan base.
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Re: Poor Archie Luxury is broke!

Post by conjurer » November 15th 2018, 10:55pm

Archie is the Phatcat of luxury wartchs. The only difference is that Archie has unspeakably horrific warts on the side of his head. And he's really fat. And he says "fuck" a lot. And he's got head warts. And he spreads his ample ass-cheeks to just about anybody with a Paypal account. Did I mention the head warts? He's got those, too.
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