Watchlords

Up for sale is a very rare and fine--well, let's just say rare--Android Galatopus. Wha--? Galactopus? The fuck does that even mean? Anyway, some jerkoff on WUS is thinking some very rare idiot will pony up seven bills on this piece of fucking shit:

https://www.watchuseek.com/threads/fs-a ... s.5269789/

What are you, an idiot? This is one of the most rare, unique, and beautiful wartches Android ever made. Or so I have read somewhere. Only 100 of these fine timepieces were ever produced, 15 years ago. At a natural (for Android) attrition rate of 10% / year there shouldn't be any of these left, anywhere. This work of high artisanalship is very likely the only one remaining in the whole world.

WTF is a galactopuss

The only thing about that watch that even comes close to acceptable is the case width.

I wouldn't wear that if you paid me.

Its the milky way galaxy being eaten by Uthulu. Dont you recognize true art when you see it?

But it's automatic - the man on the TV said it was!

(Weeping sounds coming from the basement)

His photography skills are hella better then the watch.

Look at that bling!

Out of all the IWTBMW threads this guy has the best chance for a happy ending.

Mark1 wrote: ↑

January 21st 2021, 12:28am

Out of all the IWTBMW threads this guy has the best chance for a happy ending.

At $699? $699 for an Android? I know, diamonds, but $699?!

He need to joint WIT, pronto.