I Want To Be Made Whole--Android!

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I Want To Be Made Whole--Android!

Post by conjurer » January 19th 2021, 8:05pm

Up for sale is a very rare and fine--well, let's just say rare--Android Galatopus. Wha--? Galactopus? The fuck does that even mean? Anyway, some jerkoff on WUS is thinking some very rare idiot will pony up seven bills on this piece of fucking shit:

https://www.watchuseek.com/threads/fs-a ... s.5269789/
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Post by jason_recliner » January 19th 2021, 8:18pm

What are you, an idiot? This is one of the most rare, unique, and beautiful wartches Android ever made. Or so I have read somewhere. Only 100 of these fine timepieces were ever produced, 15 years ago. At a natural (for Android) attrition rate of 10% / year there shouldn't be any of these left, anywhere. This work of high artisanalship is very likely the only one remaining in the whole world.
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Post by biglove » January 19th 2021, 9:20pm

The only thing about that watch that even comes close to acceptable is the case width.

I wouldn't wear that if you paid me.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Android!

Post by TemerityB » January 21st 2021, 8:43pm

Mark1 wrote:
January 21st 2021, 12:28am
Out of all the IWTBMW threads this guy has the best chance for a happy ending.
At $699? $699 for an Android? I know, diamonds, but $699?!

He need to joint WIT, pronto.
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