I don’t think that even a Donkey fanatic - as repulsive as the sheer thought of existence of that species is - would buy this thing for that much. I wouldn’t even want to be proven wrong in that respect, my loathing for their constant audience is pretty fucking intense as it is.
I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst.
Elim Garak, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
No good deed ever goes unpunished.
Rule of Acquisition no.285