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Post by biglove » January 18th 2020, 8:40pm

Eye would sale all mye cOrN muphinZ tew bye U dis amaZinn wAtche dokter Smellz!!!!!
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Post by conjurer » January 18th 2020, 8:56pm

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Post by svaglic » January 19th 2020, 10:45am

Somewhere in my storage, I have a small bottle of alcohol from Thailand that has a small cobra in it. A guy from my old fire station said they had a large bottle at a bachelors party and it tasted fishy. Apparently they drink it in Thailand too, it isn’t a souvenir it’s an aphrodisiac.
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Post by Hawk » January 20th 2020, 8:55pm

^--- It's YaDong - street liquor with various stuff for different effects. No real difference between the stuff sold as an aphrodisiac vs headache remedy vs sleep aid. Regardless of supposed use it all works as charcoal lighter or paint remover. Think Everclear with a small amount of anything else.

If it tasted fishy there was probably a dead fish in it at some point. Various other critters have been substituted for relief of menstrual cramps or mouthwash or basically anything.

Makes a great gift for people you don't like - much like the invicter pictured above.
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