I don’t think that even a Donkey fanatic - as repulsive as the sheer thought of existence of that species is - would buy this thing for that much. I wouldn’t even want to be proven wrong in that respect, my loathing for their constant audience is pretty fucking intense as it is.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
I'd send them all an animated gif of Ron Jeremy sucking his own cock.
Conjurer, of people asking about their Doxas