Watchlords

Ok you girly 36mm wearing horologists, Rolex has upped the game. Rolex just introduced a 50mm, 36,090 ft Sea-Dweller.

To alleviate those of you with limp wrists, the new model is constructed out of titanium.




Am I serious? Yes
Am I poking fun? Yes, somewhat
Do I want one? Yes, and willing to part with my left nut (it is the one that usually hurts and is sensitive anyways)

Haters feel free to chime, but without doubt Rolex remains king!

I love it. I was considering picking up an ultra deep, but this is better.

Holy shit!! Eyal stole a march on Rollie with the Mighty Hydromax!!!

That's so stupid it's funny! Thanks for sharing, wear that badboi in good helth, and sew fourth..

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

November 1st 2022, 6:59pm

sew fourth..

iwasbanned wrote: ↑

November 1st 2022, 6:46pm

I love it. I was considering picking up an ultra deep, but this is better.

I want to see one of these on your wrist Juan!

conjurer wrote: ↑

November 1st 2022, 6:58pm

Holy shit!! Eyal stole a march on Rollie with the Mighty Hydromax!!!

Rolex behind the 8 ball. This time.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

November 1st 2022, 6:59pm

That's so stupid it's funny! Thanks for sharing, wear that badboi in good helth, and sew fourth..

Haters going to hate! Yet still secretly obsess. And dream about keeping one in a watch pod in their kangaroo pouch.

conjurer wrote: ↑

November 1st 2022, 7:11pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

November 1st 2022, 6:59pm

sew fourth..

Correct

smellody wrote: ↑

November 1st 2022, 7:22pm

iwasbanned wrote: ↑

November 1st 2022, 6:46pm

I love it. I was considering picking up an ultra deep, but this is better.

I want to see one of these on your wrist Juan!

I bet it'll look a lot like my Panerai 305.

smellody wrote: ↑

November 1st 2022, 7:24pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

November 1st 2022, 6:59pm

That's so stupid it's funny! Thanks for sharing, wear that badboi in good helth, and sew fourth..

Haters going to hate! Yet still secretly obsess. And dream about keeping one in a watch pod in their kangaroo pouch.

Yes, I live in hope that one day I can wear one of these ridiculous wartches fine timepieces. Dare to dream!

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Kneeds moore diyal

codguy wrote: ↑

November 1st 2022, 8:39pm

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Kneeds moore diyal

No it doesn't! That case provides the rigidity for a 11,000 meter depth rating.

You and your pal underscore's fancy dress watches may be Purdy, but I'll be God damned if they can go deep. (Conjurbator will know what I'm talking about!)

11,000 meters. I'll have to pass -- I can't hold my breath that long.

The proportions seem off to me. Must be a form follows function deal to enable the ridiculous depth rating. Tell you what though, if I were going that deep and had to wear a wristwatch that would for sure be my first choice. Although it’s not good looking or sensible it’s a lot better than that nearly illegible CW, IMO.

Needs more cabells.

Perhaps ROLEX engaved on the side would serve to visually lighten the case.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

November 2nd 2022, 5:04pm

Perhaps ROLEX engaved on the side would serve to visually lighten the case.

Plenty of room for it! Probably in size 24 font.

Fifty millimeters, that must be the ladies model.

Why, not even a dolphin could go that deep, by golly.

An obvious rip-off of the Eriginal Design From Some Jackass’s Grandma:

3Flushes wrote: ↑

November 3rd 2022, 2:46am

Why, not even a dolphin could go that deep, by golly.

Yes, but if that dolphin had a drill rig...

I can't wait till Rolex becomes the first watchmaker to have REAL moon rock dials after paying the astronauts to smuggle some rocks back after they land on the moon in 2030.

Artemis has been rolled out YET AGAIN in anticipation of a launch Nov. 14. Fingers and toes crossed. Come on, Boeing. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

Oh, no way! I thought the thread was a joke!