Helium exhaust valve.
I just had my exhaust valve release some methane.
Swiss Automatic movement in premium finish + decor.
Why, that tells me exactly nothing about the movement.
This term has to be some sort of a medley of "anal" and "magnetic." In horological terms, anti-magnetic = possessing a quality of enhanced resistance to magnetic fields, and amagnetic = impervious to magnetic fields. Or pretending to be impervious to them.
Beauty of hand finishes.
Got to be the catchphrase from An Onanist's Diary
, occurring the very moment the story reaches its Kleenex
Aerospace standard stainless steel box,
Does it fucking fly?
1st Watch equipped with an internal date magnifier :
A date magnifier is a magnification system intended to enlarge the date numerals.
That could make a swell line...in a Monty Python sketch.
For the Bohen Mille Mer, I wanted something impossible: combining a curved glass and a magnifying dates lens. Normally, it is not possible because a date lens needs to be glued on a flat glass.
Therefore, I developed an innovating device unprecedented in the watchmaking world: a lens connected by two bridges to a titanium ring, placed between the sapphire dome and the hands. This innovation required numerous long-term resistance calculations and extreme adjustment precision.
Yeah, well, interesting. Care to remind me what's the point of it? In non-Pythonesque terms, please.
Currently the only diver 1.000m with crown at 12 o'clock
Both unusual and unnecessary.
Dials with counter-sloping edges (edges downwards inclined) are generally found on luxury watch models. They give a magnificent effect of depth but they are too bulky to fit into a diving watch. We have studied this issue and we have found a solution. So, our counter-slope dial brings the unique touch that gives a strong identity to our watches.
Fuck, that's unfair. How do I roast this without being accused of anti-Asian slur?
Multiple Treatments .
You're gonna need 'em.