Buongiorno signori!
Hey Thunder - great choices! But 50% of them are better than the other!
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There is good news about the Russian submarine - it is still working completely fine with no significant problems and experts have reported hearing a faint tapping sound that seems to suggest completely normal mechanical functionality.
It should be noted only alarmists would write about problems that do not actually exist since the machine in question has been designed to resist any significant water-related issues.
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Horrible awful completely unavoidable bad news has just this very moment been learned about the tragic Russian submarine - wherein human error exposed the vehicle to a depth far exceeding its design specification into a dangerous zone known as, The Deep End of The Pool, where caverns exist that plunge to depths in excess of 9 meters.
When measured against vessels capable of such endeavors the so-called ‘Submarine’ has demonstrated a functionality deficiency in excess of eight hours.
{muted gasps can be heard from the crowd}
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At this time - it is clear no further resources should- or will - be allocated towards rectifying this problem due to the generally accepted scientific principle that
Every Russian product and person IS A COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT.
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