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Today, I've seen this post by Perezcope on Instagram, and it reveals a ton of what's wrong with this $5900 Donkey Dropping...
This awful piece of shite is equipped with a low-grade Pontifa movement, featuring finishing that would be OK in a Soviet alarm clock, perhaps in a pin-lever wonder with a Baumgartner or Ebauches Bettlach thing inside.
The finishing of the leather case seems to be absolutely fucking dreadful.
And the community noticed it - when Worn & Wound gave Hoodwinkee a handjob posted it in their Instagram feed, the comments escalated quickly, and W&W, like a mediocrely discrete courtesan, did this:
"No, no, Mr. Donkey ain't our client, was here just for some hugs, and this isn't a bordello!"
What a cash grab. This looks really desperate on the Donkeys' part - lately, their content has been full of "how Mum and Daddy bought me a Rolex and had it engraved" stories from mooks spunking all over the Donkey social media profiles. Their Shop ceased to publish any movement pictures. There hasn't been any ambitious (even though rubbish) article at that site in months. Tons of regurgitation, translations of content from Hoodwinkee Japan, and so on.
I'll leave everyone to their deductions.
Elim Garak, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
No good deed ever goes unpunished.
Rule of Acquisition no.285