Mr. Bloke - A VERY hardy FUCK YOU!

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Re: Mr. Bloke - A VERY hardy FUCK YOU!

Post by MKTheVintageBloke » April 9th 2020, 1:16pm

boscoe wrote:
April 9th 2020, 11:02am
How dare you malign Hodinkee, sir!
Who dares, wins. :mrgreen:
boscoe wrote:
April 9th 2020, 11:02am
This fine purveyor is now offering a unique selection of Pocket Squares!
Careful with them, they're narcissists, you don't know if their stock isn't by any chance what earlier on they've used to clean the spunk off of their mirrors. See, if they peddle the "formal evening" kind of attire during a plague-induced lockdown, it's only logical that it's not meant to be worn.
boscoe wrote:
April 9th 2020, 11:02am
A true must have for any gentleman.
A mirror and a pocket square? Reckon I'm good, I've Pornhub and Kleenex.

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boscoe wrote:
April 9th 2020, 11:02am
But it is OBVIOUS you are not a gentleman and wouldn't know a fine pocket square if it wiped your ass!
No, no, you've got that wrong. My anus is very picky. It will only take bad newspapers and 3 ply bog roll. If not for me not paying Hoodwinkee a penny for anything, my arse would be overjoyed to leave a smear of only the finest shit, masterfully crafted by my intestines from pierogi, bigos and takeaway kebab on every page of the Donkey Mag.


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Re: Mr. Bloke - A VERY hardy FUCK YOU!

Post by boscoe » April 9th 2020, 2:30pm

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:
April 9th 2020, 1:16pm
boscoe wrote:
April 9th 2020, 11:02am
How dare you malign Hodinkee, sir!
Who dares, wins. :mrgreen:
boscoe wrote:
April 9th 2020, 11:02am
This fine purveyor is now offering a unique selection of Pocket Squares!
Careful with them, they're narcissists, you don't know if their stock isn't by any chance what earlier on they've used to clean the spunk off of their mirrors. See, if they peddle the "formal evening" kind of attire during a plague-induced lockdown, it's only logical that it's not meant to be worn.
boscoe wrote:
April 9th 2020, 11:02am
A true must have for any gentleman.
A mirror and a pocket square? Reckon I'm good, I've Pornhub and Kleenex.

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Choose the better deal!
boscoe wrote:
April 9th 2020, 11:02am
But it is OBVIOUS you are not a gentleman and wouldn't know a fine pocket square if it wiped your ass!
No, no, you've got that wrong. My anus is very picky. It will only take bad newspapers and 3 ply bog roll. If not for me not paying Hoodwinkee a penny for anything, my arse would be overjoyed to leave a smear of only the finest shit, masterfully crafted by my intestines from pierogi, bigos and takeaway kebab on every page of the Donkey Mag.


Genta Snowflake LE for HOEDONKEYS - By the snowflakes, for the snowflakes.
A fine retort, sir, but I fear it has come down to Youblow Big Bangs at dawn. My second, Mr. Leghorn, will arrange.
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Re: Mr. Bloke - A VERY hardy FUCK YOU!

Post by foghorn » April 9th 2020, 6:24pm

The duel is set for tomorrow at high noon (EST) The location will be the outdoor amphitheater at the Polish American Club im Miami. The weapons will be 5 lb. kielbasa.
A coin flip will determine who strikes first. The first to fall and be rendered defenseless will be declared the loser and will have to cede all credibility forever. If either participant fails to show he will be declared the loser. If neither show than I will be declared the winner and each duelist will owe me a 5 lb. kielbasa.
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Re: Mr. Bloke - A VERY hardy FUCK YOU!

Post by biglove » April 10th 2020, 2:43pm

foghorn wrote:
April 9th 2020, 6:24pm
The duel is set for tomorrow at high noon (EST) The location will be the outdoor amphitheater at the Polish American Club im Miami. The weapons will be 5 lb. kielbasa.
A coin flip will determine who strikes first. The first to fall and be rendered defenseless will be declared the loser and will have to cede all credibility forever. If either participant fails to show he will be declared the loser. If neither show than I will be declared the winner and each duelist will owe me a 5 lb. kielbasa.
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