Watchlords

The modern office is a jungle. Danger lurks behind the photocopier. Betrayal at the back of the stationery cupboard. Even the unwashed cereal bowls in the sink are spying on you. That’s why you need the new Desk Diver – a tool watch designed with office survival in mind. Created with Romeric, the cult watch remixer seconde/seconde, the Desk Diver – a spin on the C65 Aquitaine – is equipped with everything today’s workplace Machiavellian needs. From a sapphire bezel split into helpful reminders to a dial that hosts a mini Post-it note, it’s a vital tool in your quest for office supremacy.


https://www.christopherward.com/int/wat ... DK-RK.html

If this was, I dunno, a hundred bucks, it might be worth a chuckle. For twelve bills, I think the only guy laughing will be Chris Ward.

Racer-X wrote: ↑

September 26th 2024, 9:19pm

"Christopher Ward's light-catcher case--one of the best cases you can get for less than ten thousand dollars!"

For that money, I'd get one of those Relax watches and use the rest of the money to buy some really nice Bourbon. And I think I'd get more chuckles around the office with the Relax than that CW.

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Why I am not considered a WIS, I don't/won't wear gay cute clownish watches for a chuckle ----------------

otherwise, I'd wear a gay cute Omega x Swatch, those emblazoned with toilets or with a cartoon character printed on the dial.

codguy wrote: ↑

September 27th 2024, 5:36am

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Why I am not considered a WIS, I don't/won't wear gay cute clownish watches for a chuckle ----------------

otherwise, I'd wear a gay cute Omega x Swatch, those emblazoned with toilets or with a cartoon character printed on the dial.

Not just anyone can wear a Snoopy-adorned microbrand with an orange strap. while decked out in spandex and riding a bicycle.

Codguy surpassed WIS level long ago, heed his words of wisdom as an ASSHAT of the highest order.

Sold out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.christopherward.com/int/desk-diver.html

Racer-X wrote: ↑

September 29th 2024, 3:12am

Sold out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.christopherward.com/int/desk-diver.html

That is amazing. Literally a mockery.