Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

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Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Post by gerdson » August 24th 2015, 10:19pm

The Admiral has boarded an envelope and his life is - for the time being - at the mercy of USPS employees, probably throwing him around, stomping on him, squeezing him into the bottom of a heavy sack of other items, and generally giving him the average USPS treatment before putting him aboard an airplane to Frankfurt (most likely). This will be no first class journey. Let's all hope that the Admiral - being an old sailor - hasn't been completely spoilt by his recent stay in NY. Let's follow him on his way:
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Of course USPS has already lost track of him, so let's hope for the best.
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Post by gerdson » August 25th 2015, 5:37am

It seems that the tracking number is LZ 395 999 000 US.
But that doesn't help a lot:
https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction?qtc_tLabels1=LZ395999000US
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Post by biglove » August 25th 2015, 6:07am

Off to the land of buxom women in funky dresses where their bosoms spill out at beer gardens. A land where the half gallon size tankards of beer enable the men to overlook those same buxom babes' hairy ass legs! :-o

Prepare to get your freak on, Admiral! Prost!
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Post by gerdson » August 25th 2015, 8:14am

biglove wrote:Off to the land of buxom women in funky dresses where their bosoms spill out at beer gardens. A land where the half gallon size tankards of beer enable the men to overlook those same buxom babes' hairy ass legs! :-o

Prepare to get your freak on, Admiral! Prost!


Now don't promise the Admiral too much. I am living in Northern Germany, no beer gardens here. Let me see if I can find some of the other items mentioned here...
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Post by gerdson » August 25th 2015, 8:16am

conjurer wrote:We're keeping our fingers crossed that the Admiral makes it to the far-flung reaches of Germany. Few have traveled as far as he; hopefully, German postal authorities don't check him for traces of--ahem--bodily fluids.


Or - even worse - add --ahem-- bodily fluids. :shock:
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Post by Falstaff » August 25th 2015, 8:31am

gerdson wrote:It seems that the tracking number is LZ 395 999 000 US.
But that doesn't help a lot:
https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction?qtc_tLabels1=LZ395999000US




Ah, an LZ designation - I believe that means it's arriving by dirigible, i.e. "Luftschiff Zeppelin"
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Post by Luftwafflles » August 27th 2015, 2:09pm

Ya know, I have to admit, that when Foggy told me about this idea of passing around a watch, I really didn't think it would work. I thought the members here wouldn't be interested, and it might be kind of boring. Boy, was I wrong. Foggy, this is a cool inventive idea, and I'm sorry I was too stupid to see it. Bravo.
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Post by foghorn » August 27th 2015, 2:40pm

Luftwafflles wrote:Ya know, I have to admit, that when Foggy told me about this idea of passing around a watch, I really didn't think it would work. I thought the members here wouldn't be interested, and it might be kind of boring. Boy, was I wrong. Foggy, this is a cool inventive idea, and I'm sorry I was too stupid to see it. Bravo.




Cool,yes.
Inventive , not so much.(at least on my part)
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Re: Admiral Spunk's exciting travels to the old world

Post by ocean » August 28th 2015, 1:35pm

biglove wrote:
foghorn wrote:The Admirals rocking the globe!!

USA,Guam, Germany , and Lousiana.


Louisiana...its own country?


Could be worse and say Oregon.

Plus it was spunked in Washington.
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Post by biglove » August 28th 2015, 3:57pm

foghorn wrote:
biglove wrote:
foghorn wrote:The Admirals rocking the globe!!

USA,Guam, Germany , and Lousiana.


Louisiana...its own country?




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