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Oceanica Watch Company is a small watch company based on Long Island, New York. We have been around since early 2017 and have had FIVE succesful campaigns to raise funds to produce watches, you the enthusiasts really strive for in terms of Quality, Cut, Finish, Movement, Components, and Packaging - only we try to strive for the best possible price we can give our backers! This time around, we have gone even further and sourced an amazing custom case, dial, higher quality movement, and components which far exceed the quality of anything we have ever produced before. We are still keeping it affordable, and STILL improving the quality year upon year as we grow !

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/15 ... ject_build

Thanks for posting this, Alain! I haven't had the urge to hammer a Cabriole table leg up my fucking ass in over a month!

Before it hit Kickstarter today, I couldn’t find if it was a real compressor or not. They call it a super compressor, but when Kickstarter opened today I finally saw where it was a compressor style watch. My Dan Henry is the best looking compressor style watch out there so I didn’t need this. If it had been a real compressor I would have been tempted.

These must be great quality - the bezels don't line up just like Seiko.

Erik "Hand Cream" Handler wrote: I'm an idiot millenial doofus so I've got an idea and it's a really stupid one. I'm gonna name my wartche after the only really stupid looking shark. The thresher shark. I know right, I'm really that fucked in the head, maybe I ate too many goji berries.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 10th 2022, 3:56pm

Erik "Hand Cream" Handler wrote: I'm an idiot millenial doofus so I've got an idea and it's a really stupid one. I'm gonna name my wartche after the only really stupid looking shark. The thresher shark. I know right, I'm really that fucked in the head, maybe I ate too many goji berries.

What the fuck kind of "special" shark is that? Jebus, it is THE goofiest looking shark I've ever seen. What does it eat? From a ?

smellody wrote: ↑

March 10th 2022, 4:06pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 10th 2022, 3:56pm

Erik "Hand Cream" Handler wrote: I'm an idiot millenial doofus so I've got an idea and it's a really stupid one. I'm gonna name my wartche after the only really stupid looking shark. The thresher shark. I know right, I'm really that fucked in the head, maybe I ate too many goji berries.

What the fuck kind of "special" shark is that? Jebus, it is THE goofiest looking shark I've ever seen. What does it eat? From a ?

Why, this is the perfect fish to adorn this wartch, by golly.

3Flushes wrote: ↑

March 10th 2022, 4:39pm

smellody wrote: ↑

March 10th 2022, 4:06pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 10th 2022, 3:56pm

Erik "Hand Cream" Handler wrote: I'm an idiot millenial doofus so I've got an idea and it's a really stupid one. I'm gonna name my wartche after the only really stupid looking shark. The thresher shark. I know right, I'm really that fucked in the head, maybe I ate too many goji berries.

What the fuck kind of "special" shark is that? Jebus, it is THE goofiest looking shark I've ever seen. What does it eat? From a ?

Why, this is the perfect fish to adorn this wartch, by golly.

It looks like it's just been advised that Oceanica plans to name their next wartche after it.

smellody wrote: ↑

March 10th 2022, 4:06pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 10th 2022, 3:56pm

Erik "Hand Cream" Handler wrote: I'm an idiot millenial doofus so I've got an idea and it's a really stupid one. I'm gonna name my wartche after the only really stupid looking shark. The thresher shark. I know right, I'm really that fucked in the head, maybe I ate too many goji berries.

What the fuck kind of "special" shark is that? Jebus, it is THE goofiest looking shark I've ever seen. What does it eat? From a ?

hehehehehe

It really does have more than a whiff of 'special needs' about it (not meaning to be racialist).

I think it eats plankton?

One more thing. Oceanicass claims it has a "higher quality movement" than before. It has a NH35. What the fuck was in their previous models? Vostok? Tiny hour glasses full of quinoa?

Fuck this fucking wartche up it's loose non-binary fucking arse.

Anybody here bought into the KS?

I plan on ordering twelve, so I can score the special masturabatory device lined with shark skin. That'll show the fucking sharks, I reckon.

Prefer the Orient King diver.

The KS crowd are a fickle lot---

The deals for this wartche at $240 secured 50 backers and sold out.

The deals at $247 which include a hand made wooden box and a metal warranty card have garnered only 2 backers for each dial.

$7 bucks is a deal breaker?- I reckon times are tougher than I thought.

A metal warranty card? In your fucking face everybody who accused microbrand dive wartche makers of me-tooism.

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 11th 2022, 4:55pm

A metal warranty card? In your fucking face everybody who accused microbrand dive wartche makers of me-tooism.

I'd want pictograms on that metal warranty card. And expect it in PM!

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 11th 2022, 4:55pm

A metal warranty card? In your fucking face everybody who accused microbrand dive wartche makers of me-tooism.

You can cut a lot of coke, I mean that card would be durable and last a long time, it won’t fray in the wash..

svaglic wrote: ↑

March 11th 2022, 5:40pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 11th 2022, 4:55pm

A metal warranty card? In your fucking face everybody who accused microbrand dive wartche makers of me-tooism.

You can cut a lot of coke, I mean that card would be durable and last a long time, it won’t fray in the wash..

heheheheh

It's probably great for undoing small screws as well. This season's must-have.

Is it possible that the market for microbrand dive wartches is finally getting close to saturation?

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 11th 2022, 5:48pm

svaglic wrote: ↑

March 11th 2022, 5:40pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 11th 2022, 4:55pm

A metal warranty card? In your fucking face everybody who accused microbrand dive wartche makers of me-tooism.

You can cut a lot of coke, I mean that card would be durable and last a long time, it won’t fray in the wash..

heheheheh

It's probably great for undoing small screws as well. This season's must-have.

Is it possible that the market for microbrand dive wartches is finally getting close to saturation?

You would be the life of the party with that cutting card. Possibly a ninja throwing blade. Who needs the watch?

svaglic wrote: ↑

March 11th 2022, 6:39pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 11th 2022, 5:48pm

svaglic wrote: ↑

March 11th 2022, 5:40pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑

March 11th 2022, 4:55pm

A metal warranty card? In your fucking face everybody who accused microbrand dive wartche makers of me-tooism.

You can cut a lot of coke, I mean that card would be durable and last a long time, it won’t fray in the wash..

heheheheh

It's probably great for undoing small screws as well. This season's must-have.

Is it possible that the market for microbrand dive wartches is finally getting close to saturation?

You would be the life of the party with that cutting card. Possibly a ninja throwing blade. Who needs the watch?

Right?- and the hand made wood box would be a great stash for your DOC and paraphernalia. What cop or drug dog would ever think of searching a wartche box? Why, this is the greatest pairing of almost free schwag since Inviter gave away the two slot semi water repellant dive wartche case and 100% Banlon™ polishing cloth for ten bucks with the Granny Lalo Russian Diver bundle, by golly.

Cheapskates, they could at least have sprung for a silver one.

Doesnt everyone already carry one of these in their wallet?