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Post by **koimaster** » June 15th 2021, 11:48pm

Jacques Bianchi JB200

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Post by koimaster » June 15th 2021, 11:48pm

Kickstarter can be a beautiful way to launch a brand and it abounds with great and equally disappointing projects. From time to time, we see great campaigns surface and today is one of them, marked by a distinct French accent. France has a long history when it comes to watches and, specifically, dive watches. From Comex to Captain Cousteau, watches for professional divers are closely associated with the city of Marseille, on the Mediterranean Sea. Another name, less famous perhaps but no less significant has to be added to this list: Jacques Bianchi, a watchmaker whose workshop overlooks the Old Port of Marseille. In the 1980s, he created a watch specifically for these men, and today it stages a comeback. Meet the Jacques B

https://monochrome-watches.com/jacques- ... ing-price/

1946-2006

“Your heart was warm and happy

With the lilt of Irish laughter

Every day and in every way

Now forever and ever after."

Post by **jason_recliner** » June 16th 2021, 3:14am

Re: Jacques Bianchi JB200

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Post by jason_recliner » June 16th 2021, 3:14am

Am I the only one bored of dive watches? They all look the same to me.

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Post by **codguy** » June 16th 2021, 6:58am

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Post by codguy » June 16th 2021, 6:58am

jason_recliner wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 3:14am
Am I the only one bored of dive watches? They all look the same to me.

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Post by **smellody** » June 16th 2021, 7:25am

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Post by smellody » June 16th 2021, 7:25am

jason_recliner wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 3:14am
Am I the only one bored of dive watches? They all look the same to me.

Yes

Post by **jason_recliner** » June 16th 2021, 3:19pm

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Post by jason_recliner » June 16th 2021, 3:19pm

codguy wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 6:58am

jason_recliner wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 3:14am
Am I the only one bored of dive watches? They all look the same to me.
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Post by **jason_recliner** » June 16th 2021, 3:35pm

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Post by jason_recliner » June 16th 2021, 3:35pm

smellody wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 7:25am

jason_recliner wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 3:14am
Am I the only one bored of dive watches? They all look the same to me.
Yes

It was a right writ rat rooter liquorice question where I already know the answer. You go on watchrecon to browse some watch porn and do a little window shopping and 95 out of 100 - 95%, if you will - watches are fucking dive watches. Really? It's like fucking Zoolander with his 'different' looks. Watchrecon needs a function that stops dive watches from showing, so I can see some fucking decent fucking interesting watches without having to scroll through 35 fucking pages of fucking Dive watches.

Dive watches are fucking boring. They are also fucking lame. "Ooh, ooh, look at me! I'm wearing the same watch as James Bond! A fictional sleazebag public servant played by closeted poofters in movies that are really just hours-long product placements. This makes me cool!". Get fucked you dumb fucking dumbfuck.

If you wear a dive watch, unless you are actually fucking diving you look like a fucking bellend. And no, snorkeling doesn't count. There, I said it. Dive watches are for planks, and anybody who wears one is a fucking dick. Lords excluded, obviously, you guys make them cool as fuck!

Post by **conjurer** » June 16th 2021, 10:57pm

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Post by conjurer » June 16th 2021, 10:57pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 3:35pm

smellody wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 7:25am

jason_recliner wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 3:14am
Am I the only one bored of dive watches? They all look the same to me.
Yes
It was a right writ rat rooter liquorice question where I already know the answer. You go on watchrecon to browse some watch porn and do a little window shopping and 95 out of 100 - 95%, if you will - watches are fucking dive watches. Really? It's like fucking Zoolander with his 'different' looks. Watchrecon needs a function that stops dive watches from showing, so I can see some fucking decent fucking interesting watches without having to scroll through 35 fucking pages of fucking Dive watches.

Dive watches are fucking boring. They are also fucking lame. "Ooh, ooh, look at me! I'm wearing the same watch as James Bond! A fictional sleazebag public servant played by closeted poofters in movies that are really just hours-long product placements. This makes me cool!". Get fucked you dumb fucking dumbfuck.

If you wear a dive watch, unless you are actually fucking diving you look like a fucking bellend. And no, snorkeling doesn't count. There, I said it. Dive watches are for planks, and anybody who wears one is a fucking dick. Lords excluded, obviously, you guys make them cool as fuck!

You used to own a motherfucking Submariner, you fucking plank!

Post by **jason_recliner** » June 17th 2021, 12:19am

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Post by jason_recliner » June 17th 2021, 12:19am

conjurer wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 10:57pm

jason_recliner wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 3:35pm

smellody wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 7:25am

jason_recliner wrote: ↑
June 16th 2021, 3:14am
Am I the only one bored of dive watches? They all look the same to me.
Yes
It was a right writ rat rooter liquorice question where I already know the answer. You go on watchrecon to browse some watch porn and do a little window shopping and 95 out of 100 - 95%, if you will - watches are fucking dive watches. Really? It's like fucking Zoolander with his 'different' looks. Watchrecon needs a function that stops dive watches from showing, so I can see some fucking decent fucking interesting watches without having to scroll through 35 fucking pages of fucking Dive watches.

Dive watches are fucking boring. They are also fucking lame. "Ooh, ooh, look at me! I'm wearing the same watch as James Bond! A fictional sleazebag public servant played by closeted poofters in movies that are really just hours-long product placements. This makes me cool!". Get fucked you dumb fucking dumbfuck.

If you wear a dive watch, unless you are actually fucking diving you look like a fucking bellend. And no, snorkeling doesn't count. There, I said it. Dive watches are for planks, and anybody who wears one is a fucking dick. Lords excluded, obviously, you guys make them cool as fuck!

You used to own a motherfucking Submariner, you fucking plank!

Nah it was a Sea Dweller. It had the He escape valve as it was designed specifically for the most serious, hardcore, saturation diving. You'd have to be a poser fuckstick of epic proportions to walk around wearing a Sea Dweller - name is gay as fuck, by the way - thinking you're channeling the souls of COMEX divers, or some shit.

I'll get my coat.