Watchlords

Sounds kind of Brit to me.

We proudly present the O’Cock, the world’s first penis watch and sexiest piece of plastic ever made. On a mission to put a big smile on the world's face, now that it is needed more than ever, we created this sex-positive accessory for the future of love-spreading and pure joy.

Penis is love, sex is life

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/oc ... UhClag-Fv8

Looks like something Skelton would sell. I wouldn’t be surprised if it is his next YouTube video review.

OK, if this is too political please delete.

Used to kill me seeing Clinton (or any president) wearing a cheap/plastic watch but this one would have been perfect for him.

I figure stuff like this is bullshit and then click the link and there the fuck it really is.

MAX wrote: ↑

January 11th 2020, 12:12pm

OK, if this is too political please delete.

Used to kill me seeing Clinton (or any president) wearing a cheap/plastic watch but this one would have been perfect for him.

TMMLH

Yep, fits right in with many of the queens subjects!

I'm just waiting for Conjurers review.

Just 35 USD, a real bargain.

A Swatch watch with a paper bracelet.

Back when I was young, there was a girl who lived down the block from me who had the Ian Fleming-esque name of Plenty O'Cock. She certainly lived up (or down) to her name, and was a hippie to boot. She drove a VW Beatle, wore tank tops, and refused to shave her armpits, which, by the time I was in my teens, started to look like smaller versions of ZZ Top.

She joined the Coast Guard when she was nineteen, and that was the last time we saw her until about 1980, when she came home, ran for Congress on the GOP ticket, and was about the only Republican to lose riding Ronald Reagan's coat-tails.

svaglic wrote: ↑

January 11th 2020, 11:49am

Looks like something Skelton would sell. I wouldn’t be surprised if it is his next YouTube video review.

Yep. Gonna be laugh fests at trailer parks, just like The Fart Machine and that singing bass.