The O'Cock watch

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The O'Cock watch

Post by koimaster » January 11th 2020, 11:27am

Sounds kind of Brit to me.

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Re: The O'Cock watch

Post by MAX » January 11th 2020, 12:12pm

OK, if this is too political please delete.

Used to kill me seeing Clinton (or any president) wearing a cheap/plastic watch but this one would have been perfect for him.
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Re: The O'Cock watch

Post by conjurer » January 12th 2020, 9:23pm

Back when I was young, there was a girl who lived down the block from me who had the Ian Fleming-esque name of Plenty O'Cock. She certainly lived up (or down) to her name, and was a hippie to boot. She drove a VW Beatle, wore tank tops, and refused to shave her armpits, which, by the time I was in my teens, started to look like smaller versions of ZZ Top.

She joined the Coast Guard when she was nineteen, and that was the last time we saw her until about 1980, when she came home, ran for Congress on the GOP ticket, and was about the only Republican to lose riding Ronald Reagan's coat-tails.
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Re: The O'Cock watch

Post by TemerityB » January 12th 2020, 10:04pm

svaglic wrote:
January 11th 2020, 11:49am
Looks like something Skelton would sell. I wouldn’t be surprised if it is his next YouTube video review.
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