Fuck me, is it Christmas alredy? Another Prickstarter pile of blithering garbage! How I missed this! Woo-hoo! It fucking is
like Christmas! The game's afoot!
Many quality watches are wasted, because they are worn or just out of fashion, and we no longer wear them.
In fact, this has more to do with the owners often being idiots. Given that most people are
idiots, you're trying to find a solution to human stupidity. That's not gonna work. It never did.
Even when watches are using the same watch movement, the designs can be completely different.
Well spotted that, Captain Obvious.
Inspired by time and universe.
Ughhh, looking at it, it'd be for the better if the universe took as little time as possible to remove this thing from the fabric of reality.
Caters to fashion forward individuals who appreciate the simple timeless classics and stylish.
Nay, I appreciate simple, classic, timeless and stylish, and I can tell you this one is a) neither and b)makes me fucking want to vomit.
The Timeverse displays the time around the circumference of the circulating particles, resembling the cosmic time in the galaxy.
I sat on the circumference, took my time, squeezed out the cosmic matter, and flushed it down with a wave of circulating particles.
Inspired to be origin, aesthetic design that reflects classic traits and timeless forms.
Unless it was inspired by boobs, nope. If it was, that had to be one flabby, dangling, nasty bosom.
Comes in two very noble hues
Who wouldn't want to come in a noble hoe? Or two?
Powered by the Japanese premium automatic movement - Miyota 82S7.
? Maybe as much as the Trabant was...
All TIMUS watches features Standard Swiss Luminous.
That tells us exactly fuck-all. BGW9? Super-LumiNova?
The vision of TIMUS is to cultivate people to better appreciate the art and value of the entire watch, including watch movement, instead of the design itself.
Yeah, well, but with that choice of movement, it doesn't matter how much "chav-tuning" will you apply to a fucking Vauxhall Corsa, and how often will you do so - it will still be a fucking Corsa.
A mechanical movement, if well maintained, can last twenty years or more
Where the fuck did you get the bottom line of 20 years? The second dose of LSD?
To keep it short and avoid spamming...
Ye have tried, and ye have failed.
Bring a bucket, I may vomit.