Vanna Flower Watch

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Vanna Flower Watch

Post by conjurer » February 7th 2019, 7:42pm

Now at Kickstarter, a wartche for the bitches:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/va ... rm=watches

The wartche, of course, looks like shit; no surprise there. But, it seems that Robert Gattshall wrote the ad copy:

One day, I went travel to Germany to visit my grandfather. On the way to my grandfather's house which is on the mountain, when I was climbing I saw very beautiful flowers with different colors on the mountain everywhere which I have never seen before. I was shocked by these beautiful flowers just like I saw flower sea in my eyes...

Flower sea? Maybe it sounds better in the original Kraut. Vanna White goes on:

Unfortunately, two days after when I ready to return back I found all these beautiful flowers withered....It's a pity and I really hope all these beautiful flowers can be lost longer. However flowers had short and limited lift. I am wonder how if I can try to make the watches combine with these beautiful and unique flower then can be eternity. Just like every woman is unique, beautiful, special in the world...

The birth of the Vania Germany brand was born!! It comes from beautiful flowers spirit.


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Alas, as beautiful the Vanna Flower Wartche is, there's always some legalese:


Risks and challenges

I think quality and delivery time are the mainly concerns for most Kickstarter campaigns. I have reliable manufacturers and experience in handling overseas deliveries. I have a dream and I trust there is no any difficult when people are 100% focus on doing the things well.

Thank you for your support I will continue to launch the 2nd idea!
Cream rises to the top while jackoffs only leave puddles of rancid jizz.


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Re: Vanna Flower Watch

Post by conjurer » February 7th 2019, 7:51pm

foghorn wrote:I hate that watch to hell!!!!!


I won't even waste a FTF'nW on this steaming pile of gelatinous fecal matter.


Just wait for the 2nd idea!!
Cream rises to the top while jackoffs only leave puddles of rancid jizz.


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Re: Vanna Flower Watch

Post by tomsimac » February 7th 2019, 8:08pm

In my mind
Wait, you won5 believe it

I saw Bois Karloff, giving a beautiful girl flowers on the shore of Big Bears Boulder Dam
Old movie.. close to home
Oh the tender moment
Of course this is from the movie

Frankenstein... near Micheal Jackson’s ranch, Roy Rogers and others, but what a way to mess up a memory.
Now when I drive up, this is what I have in m6 memory bank
Gag me
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