Ecozilla US$275 at Joma

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Ecozilla US$275 at Joma

Post by jason_recliner » December 21st 2021, 8:10pm

Helluva deal on the legendary watch:

https://www.jomashop.com/citizen-bj8050-08e.html

Ecodrive, epic handset, and professional specs. Pretty sure our resident professional expert diver Bedlam rated this one as The King.

I hate dive watches because they turn women away but you dive watch guys aren't going to do any better than this one.
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Re: Ecozilla US$275 at Joma

Post by bbattle » December 22nd 2021, 7:03pm

That is one beast of a watch!

I'm not sure I have the arm strength to wear it.

You are right about dive watches and women. They avoid them like they avoid men with gold chains and too much chest hair.

What women really like is for a man to be slathered in a truly masculine scent.

Like Sex Panther. Made with bits of real panther so you know it works.

Experts say that it smells like:

Pure gasoline (Ron Burgundy)
A used diaper with indian food (Veronica Corningstone)
A turd covered in burnt hair
Bigfoot's dick
The smell of desire
if Kim Kardashian went to a Indian restaurant, ordered the spiciest food and shit in your nostrils

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