Watchlords

Holly Golightly, Queen of the kitchen island and against whom resistance is futile, took selfies of herself the other day. My wife's phone was on the island so naturally, it must be shoved off. It was at this time the cat pressed the right buttons and took several selfies.

I am cat, see how beautiful I am. I haz pikchur 2 pruuve IT!

When engaged by a flat-Earth theorist I've found the best argument is simply to point out that if the Earth was flat cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

If that will not help to convince them, all else will fail as well.

Indeed it probably failed overall but for one shining moment he blew Mekong whisky out his nose. In some respects that's just as good.

That and I bought one of these:

That's a damned nice looking cat, Mr. Battle.

Are you kitten me right meow?

That’s cute. They are always amusing aren’t they?

Hawk wrote: ↑

May 13th 2020, 1:42pm

Indeed it probably failed overall but for one shining moment he blew Mekong whisky out his nose. In some respects that's just as good.

That and I bought one of these:

Holly Golightly on the kitchen island? Perhaps she was waiting to see if you were going to take her to breakfast - at Tiffany's!