Pop Scoops Poop

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Pop Scoops Poop

Post by biglove » June 8th 2017, 4:59pm

This is what middle age has done to me.

With apologies to Dr. Seuss...

"Pop Scoops Poop"

Must be Thursday, that's to say
Pop scoops poop this very day

He scowls, he swears, he makes a frown
Pop scoops poop right from the ground

With pail in hand, he makes the rounds
Pop scoops poops, those poops abound

Five pounds of poop, he swears it's true
Pop scoops poop into a bag that's blue

When done, he sits, drinks from his cup
Pop scoops poop, he's had enough

We run, we hide, let's not be found
When Pop scoops poop, we won't be 'round

Dog food goes in, poop comes out
When Pop scoops poop, he's gonna' pout

Haley laughs, as does Jen
As Pop scoops poop, there is no end

All done now, no more to scoop
Then "Hellfire! Damn! I missed a poop!"

"This never ends," he grabs the scoop
And off Pop goes, to scoop more poop
My best friend from college shared his secret to his huge financial success, "I fell out of the right vagina."
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