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Re: Funniest thing I've seen today

Post by Mark1 » August 17th 2015, 8:33pm

Funniest thing I have seen today. Text lifted directly from a local Craigslist ad for an old truck. This heeer fellller wood mayk a Gud WiT I RecKon.

Its a unfinished project it comes with extra Hood and doors tho it don't need them nice to have it runs and drives but is not a daily driver yet it will need a windshield and a bit of break work to be something to drive every day safely it was purcheced at a auction and has auction slip it was in sad shape had not Ben drove in some time I hate to sale but do to financial reasons I'm having to part with it before I could complete it my lose your gain
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Post by conjurer » August 27th 2015, 2:24pm

Mark1 wrote:Funniest thing I have seen today. Text lifted directly from a local Craigslist ad for an old truck. This heeer fellller wood mayk a Gud WiT I RecKon.

Its a unfinished project it comes with extra Hood and doors tho it don't need them nice to have it runs and drives but is not a daily driver yet it will need a windshield and a bit of break work to be something to drive every day safely it was purcheced at a auction and has auction slip it was in sad shape had not Ben drove in some time I hate to sale but do to financial reasons I'm having to part with it before I could complete it my lose your gain


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Yup. I think you should contact him, Mark, and get him to joyn Upp ovar their.
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Re: Funniest thing I've seen today

Post by jason_recliner » June 10th 2024, 1:32am

Did anybody catch Everybody's in LA? Hit and miss but some genuinely funny moments. Mulaney did this bit, probably the best line of the six episodes, describing Beverley Hills:

Beverly Hills is fancy... ish. It's expensive in the way that the things DJ Khaled wears are expensive, but they don't fill you with envy.

Perfectly sums up how I feel about Rolex!!!

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