Funny gun fails

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Beau nidle
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Re: Funny gun fails

Post by Beau nidle » March 15th 2016, 10:13am

Last one wasn't funny at all - was a half inch from a fatality (yep, true Darwinism in action there).

Christ on a bike. That and the unfeasibly drunk fella waving a loaded 12 gauge around the place! The only one that actually made me chuckle was the Saudis with the elephant gun.

A Father’s Advice

If a sportsman true you’d be
Listen carefully to me. . .

Never, never let your gun
Pointed be at anyone.
That it may unloaded be
Matters not the least to me.

When a hedge or fence you cross
Though of time it cause a loss
From your gun the cartridge take
For the greater safety’s sake.

If twixt you and neighbouring gun
Bird shall fly or beast may run
Let this maxim ere be thine
“Follow not across the line.”

Stops and beaters oft unseen
Lurk behind some leafy screen.

Calm and steady always be
“Never shoot where you can’t see.”

You may kill or you may miss
But at all times think this:
“All the pheasants ever bred
Won’t repay for one man dead.”

Keep your place and silent be;
Game can hear, and game can see;
Don’t be greedy, better spared
Is a pheasant, than one shared
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