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Re: Daniel Craig says the next Bond should be...
No. No. No. No. No.
Agree with him there should be an equivalent female secret agent, but she should not be Jane Bond. Even fine I'd she is 006, hell take 001.
Agree with him there should be an equivalent female secret agent, but she should not be Jane Bond. Even fine I'd she is 006, hell take 001.

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..or 069..

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That reminds me: I’m supposed to watch “Kate” on Netflix.
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Yep. The Bond movies are still fun but getting a bit cringey in parts. A female 007 would be a good move and provide plenty of opportunities to refresh the storylines.
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Better not be like the god damn Ghostbuster remake!

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Kate is not bad, very much in the realm of the John Wick type movie. OK story, decent action as the choreographer is the one from Wick. but what did stand out in it was the music and the photography...super good.
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I agree with starting a new story arc for a female agent. Bond is a guy.
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Yes, just make a new story line for a female agent; don't turn Bond into a woman.
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If they were smart they would have cross-over stories between the two agents
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I don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.
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One would hope not! I'm thinking more along the lines of Nikita.
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No.... she can be 001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 008, 009, 066, or 069, BUT NOT 007!jason_recliner wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 6:09pmI don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.

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Nup. Gotta be a 'double 0'. Wouldn't make sense they retire a 00 number when they lose an agent. And the movies are about 007. She's gotta be 007.smellody wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 6:34pmNo.... she can be 001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 008, 009, 066, or 069, BUT NOT 007!jason_recliner wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 6:09pmI don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.
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How about a non binary lead character not a one or a zero.
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Nojason_recliner wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 7:05pmNup. Gotta be a 'double 0'. Wouldn't make sense they retire a 00 number when they lose an agent. And the movies are about 007. She's gotta be 007.smellody wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 6:34pmNo.... she can be 001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 008, 009, 066, or 069, BUT NOT 007!jason_recliner wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 6:09pmNo
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This is all so silly. The next Bond, obviously, should be Jonah Hill.
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Jebus christ! No, no, no, no. That little stoner is NOT James Bond. PERIOD. I'd take a women in the role over that thing.
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She's going to be a very sexy 007, I'm not complaining. And I read on TMZ she'll be wearing fake Omegas in most scenes in case they get damaged!smellody wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 7:25pmNojason_recliner wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 7:05pmNup. Gotta be a 'double 0'. Wouldn't make sense they retire a 00 number when they lose an agent. And the movies are about 007. She's gotta be 007.smellody wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 6:34pmNo.... she can be 001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 008, 009, 066, or 069, BUT NOT 007!jason_recliner wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 6:09pmNo
I don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.
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The AIDS thing is really good. Like, fucking gold good. Considering that James Bond is most likely a LGBtQIG, it is a little more than likely that he sodomized--or was sodomized--anally by M. I could easily see Sean Connery with a Band-Aid on his chin, from the relentless banging of M's salty balls.jason_recliner wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 6:09pmI don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.
Goldfinger revised:
Bond: I suppose you expect me to talk, Goldfinger.
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to suck dick and die!!
Or:
Goldfinger: Choose the next dick you're going to suck well, Mr. Bond. It may well be your last.
THE END.
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Jeeze, couldn't the guy just retire? And I think secret agents are like cops - their badge numbers retire with them. Or M would have been Q, too.conjurer wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 10:50pmThe AIDS thing is really good. Like, fucking gold good. Considering that James Bond is most likely a LGBtQIG, it is a little more than likely that he sodomized--or was sodomized--anally by M. I could easily see Sean Connery with a Band-Aid on his chin, from the relentless banging of M's salty balls.jason_recliner wrote: ↑September 23rd 2021, 6:09pmI don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.
Goldfinger revised:
Bond: I suppose you expect me to talk, Goldfinger.
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to suck dick and die!!
Or:
Goldfinger: Choose the next dick you're going to suck well, Mr. Bond. It may well be your last.
THE END.
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