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Re: Daniel Craig says the next Bond should be...

Post by Thunder1 » September 23rd 2021, 10:51am

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No. No. No. No. No.

Agree with him there should be an equivalent female secret agent, but she should not be Jane Bond. Even fine I'd she is 006, hell take 001.
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Thunder1 wrote:
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smellody wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 9:52am
No. No. No. No. No.

Agree with him there should be an equivalent female secret agent, but she should not be Jane Bond. Even fine I'd she is 006, hell take 001.
..or 069..
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Post by bedlam » September 23rd 2021, 5:19pm

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That reminds me: I’m supposed to watch “Kate” on Netflix.
Kate is not bad, very much in the realm of the John Wick type movie. OK story, decent action as the choreographer is the one from Wick. but what did stand out in it was the music and the photography...super good.
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I agree with starting a new story arc for a female agent. Bond is a guy.
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Post by bedlam » September 23rd 2021, 5:47pm

If they were smart they would have cross-over stories between the two agents
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bedlam wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 5:19pm
Hawk wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 1:57pm
That reminds me: I’m supposed to watch “Kate” on Netflix.
Kate is not bad, very much in the realm of the John Wick type movie. OK story, decent action as the choreographer is the one from Wick. but what did stand out in it was the music and the photography...super good.
Thanks for the recommendation.
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Post by jason_recliner » September 23rd 2021, 6:09pm

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I agree with starting a new story arc for a female agent. Bond is a guy.
I don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.
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Post by smellody » September 23rd 2021, 6:34pm

jason_recliner wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 6:09pm
bedlam wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 5:30pm
I agree with starting a new story arc for a female agent. Bond is a guy.
I don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.
No.... she can be 001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 008, 009, 066, or 069, BUT NOT 007!
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Post by jason_recliner » September 23rd 2021, 7:05pm

smellody wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 6:34pm
jason_recliner wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 6:09pm
bedlam wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 5:30pm
I agree with starting a new story arc for a female agent. Bond is a guy.
I don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.
No.... she can be 001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 008, 009, 066, or 069, BUT NOT 007!
Nup. Gotta be a 'double 0'. Wouldn't make sense they retire a 00 number when they lose an agent. And the movies are about 007. She's gotta be 007.
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Post by smellody » September 23rd 2021, 7:25pm

jason_recliner wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 7:05pm
smellody wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 6:34pm
jason_recliner wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 6:09pm
bedlam wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 5:30pm
I agree with starting a new story arc for a female agent. Bond is a guy.
No
I don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.
No.... she can be 001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 008, 009, 066, or 069, BUT NOT 007!
Nup. Gotta be a 'double 0'. Wouldn't make sense they retire a 00 number when they lose an agent. And the movies are about 007. She's gotta be 007.
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Post by smellody » September 23rd 2021, 8:17pm

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September 23rd 2021, 7:50pm
This is all so silly. The next Bond, obviously, should be Jonah Hill.
Jebus christ! No, no, no, no. That little stoner is NOT James Bond. PERIOD. I'd take a women in the role over that thing.

I'm an actor. Oh, I'm stoned. Oh marijuana. Oh I'm funny. IDIOY. Should be in prison for smoking dope.
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Post by jason_recliner » September 23rd 2021, 10:32pm

smellody wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 7:25pm
jason_recliner wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 7:05pm
smellody wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 6:34pm
jason_recliner wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 6:09pm
bedlam wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 5:30pm
I agree with starting a new story arc for a female agent. Bond is a guy.
No
I don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.
No.... she can be 001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 008, 009, 066, or 069, BUT NOT 007!
Nup. Gotta be a 'double 0'. Wouldn't make sense they retire a 00 number when they lose an agent. And the movies are about 007. She's gotta be 007.
No
She's going to be a very sexy 007, I'm not complaining. And I read on TMZ she'll be wearing fake Omegas in most scenes in case they get damaged!
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Post by conjurer » September 23rd 2021, 10:50pm

jason_recliner wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 6:09pm
bedlam wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 5:30pm
I agree with starting a new story arc for a female agent. Bond is a guy.
I don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.
The AIDS thing is really good. Like, fucking gold good. Considering that James Bond is most likely a LGBtQIG, it is a little more than likely that he sodomized--or was sodomized--anally by M. I could easily see Sean Connery with a Band-Aid on his chin, from the relentless banging of M's salty balls.

Goldfinger revised:

Bond: I suppose you expect me to talk, Goldfinger.

Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to suck dick and die!!

Or:

Goldfinger: Choose the next dick you're going to suck well, Mr. Bond. It may well be your last.

THE END.
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Post by 3Flushes » September 24th 2021, 2:58am

conjurer wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 10:50pm
jason_recliner wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 6:09pm
bedlam wrote:
September 23rd 2021, 5:30pm
I agree with starting a new story arc for a female agent. Bond is a guy.
I don't think anybody is advocating they introduce Jane Bond! Rather, 007 is a position, not a person. So James retires/catches AIDS/whatever and his replacement is a woman. Same as what happened with M.
The AIDS thing is really good. Like, fucking gold good. Considering that James Bond is most likely a LGBtQIG, it is a little more than likely that he sodomized--or was sodomized--anally by M. I could easily see Sean Connery with a Band-Aid on his chin, from the relentless banging of M's salty balls.

Goldfinger revised:

Bond: I suppose you expect me to talk, Goldfinger.

Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to suck dick and die!!

Or:

Goldfinger: Choose the next dick you're going to suck well, Mr. Bond. It may well be your last.

THE END.
Jeeze, couldn't the guy just retire? And I think secret agents are like cops - their badge numbers retire with them. Or M would have been Q, too.
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