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Re: GOAT TV?

Post by conjurer » September 1st 2021, 10:23pm

Yup. When Jeremy drives out of LA into the desert, and was met with his mates. I welled up pretty good. And, of course, they were driving Ford Mustangs, which are the most bitching cars ever. And, if anybody disagrees, they can suck my motherfucking dick.
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Post by Nuvolari » September 3rd 2021, 2:39pm

Yeah… it gave me the chills. Even though it’s so damn ridiculously ghey because of those ghey-ass cock-gobbly Mus-superghey-tangs they pedal.

Conjugator, there’s no way a sophisticated and learned man like you would ever have enough pimples for THAT kind of nonsense this side of your bumpy ass. (No offense, I know you told me that in confidence but it seems pertinent now.)

In fact, the only car worth more than a passing glance in the entire introduction was the Rolls-Royce Silver Ghost which obviously stands alone against globs of mechanical shit.

Don’t take my word for it, ask Dr. Smells!
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Re: GOAT TV?

Post by Nuvolari » September 4th 2021, 8:27am

conjurer wrote:
September 3rd 2021, 10:29pm
Steve McQueen drove the Mustang in the movie Bullitt.

The state rests.
Damn it.

Er Uh… Your Honor,

In light of Conjurer’s testimony - Defense requests a continuance in order to conduct an intense review of this new information - along with other pertinent imagery as presented in LeMans, The Thomas Crown Affair, Papillon, The Great Escape, The Magnificent Seven, and… just for good measure, Your Honor, we also require a copy of The Blob.

It is important to get started right away as this is, as you know, is now a critical fact-finding mission for our nation - and ‘Mercian citizens are understandably anxious to hear about our results.
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