Now on Slop: JBW Watches

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Now on Slop: JBW Watches

Post by TemerityB » January 31st 2021, 3:03pm

Yeah, flipping, see "Chef" Dan'l Green hawking something called JBW watches on Slop. All blinged out crystal-laden Chinese watches, similar to the stuff Croton was hawking there before the Merm got jettisoned for the last time. Some of the JBW stuff had diamonds and they were asking for more than a grand. This is stuff even Henry Hill would think was too gaudy. Looks like Lawler LaDingo is keeping the "comp" to a bare minimum.

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Post by biglove » January 31st 2021, 3:08pm

Ah, the $3 Chinese watch for the "bargain" price of $130.

There must be a lot of simps and fools out there.
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Post by jason_recliner » January 31st 2021, 4:16pm

biglove wrote:
January 31st 2021, 3:08pm
Ah, the $3 Chinese watch for the "bargain" price of $130.

There must be a lot of simps and fools out there.
What the fuck are you talking about? That's a $665 wartche for an unbelievably low $129. Deals like this time come along very often, maybe once in a lifetime. If you want one, and you know you do, don't waste another minute. Call now.
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Post by biglove » January 31st 2021, 4:31pm

Just realized it is 50mm. Shouldn't surprise me but it always does.
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Post by 3Flushes » January 31st 2021, 4:45pm

biglove wrote:
January 31st 2021, 4:31pm
Just realized it is 50mm. Shouldn't surprise me but it always does.
I think I'll sell them short and see if I can drive the price down to 84¢ and sucker those game stop kids into running them up to 5 G's- Bwahahahahahaha
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Post by svaglic » January 31st 2021, 10:39pm

biglove wrote:
January 31st 2021, 4:31pm
Just realized it is 50mm. Shouldn't surprise me but it always does.
They opted for a 50mm rather than 52mm for subtlety.
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