Watchlords

Yeah, flipping, see "Chef" Dan'l Green hawking something called JBW watches on Slop. All blinged out crystal-laden Chinese watches, similar to the stuff Croton was hawking there before the Merm got jettisoned for the last time. Some of the JBW stuff had diamonds and they were asking for more than a grand. This is stuff even Henry Hill would think was too gaudy. Looks like Lawler LaDingo is keeping the "comp" to a bare minimum.

I think I speak for watch fanciers everywhere when I say: What? Who?!

Ah, the $3 Chinese watch for the "bargain" price of $130.

There must be a lot of simps and fools out there.

biglove wrote: ↑

January 31st 2021, 3:08pm

Ah, the $3 Chinese watch for the "bargain" price of $130.

There must be a lot of simps and fools out there.

But it gots diamonds! The man on the TV told me it's luxury!

biglove wrote: ↑

January 31st 2021, 3:08pm

Ah, the $3 Chinese watch for the "bargain" price of $130.

There must be a lot of simps and fools out there.

What the fuck are you talking about? That's a $665 wartche for an unbelievably low $129. Deals like this time come along very often, maybe once in a lifetime. If you want one, and you know you do, don't waste another minute. Call now.

that watch looks like it should have the JT brand on it. Gay as fuck

Just realized it is 50mm. Shouldn't surprise me but it always does.

biglove wrote: ↑

January 31st 2021, 4:31pm

Just realized it is 50mm. Shouldn't surprise me but it always does.

I think I'll sell them short and see if I can drive the price down to 84¢ and sucker those game stop kids into running them up to 5 G's- Bwahahahahahaha

biglove wrote: ↑

January 31st 2021, 4:31pm

Just realized it is 50mm. Shouldn't surprise me but it always does.

They opted for a 50mm rather than 52mm for subtlety.

svaglic wrote: ↑

January 31st 2021, 10:39pm

biglove wrote: ↑

January 31st 2021, 4:31pm

Just realized it is 50mm. Shouldn't surprise me but it always does.

They opted for a 50mm rather than 52mm for subtlety.