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Post by **TemerityB** » December 4th 2020, 11:09pm

Worst Buy Of Them All?

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Post by TemerityB » December 4th 2020, 11:09pm

I'd rather buy an Invicta than this watch at this price, and you can quote me. Good lord ... and they actually sell these watches for these prices, don't they. I've seen these in real time, and they look and feel like the stuff they sell kids in the plastic eggs in vending machines.

“Listen to that – just beating away! So easy! … Ohhh, look at that!” - “Chef” Daniel Green, Gotham Stack Master (miracle cookware) infomercial

Post by **biglove** » December 4th 2020, 11:34pm

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Post by biglove » December 4th 2020, 11:34pm

Wish I had thought of the successful campaign to pass off $5 Chinese watches as $200 luxury goods. Bet the DW guys have Lalo slapping his forehead in frustration.

My best friend from college shared his secret to his huge financial success, "I fell out of the right vagina."

"We should just sanction stupidity as our national pastime and be done with it."-TemerityB, WL Asshat

Post by **Falstaff** » December 5th 2020, 9:44am

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Post by Falstaff » December 5th 2020, 9:44am

B-b-b-but that backward "D" is so hip and bohemian and just in-your-face rebellious! It says "Let's all go out and be individuals together!"

"Who are you?" "I am the new Number Two." "Who is Number One?" "You are Number Six."

Post by **3Flushes** » December 5th 2020, 10:57am

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Post by 3Flushes » December 5th 2020, 10:57am

NEXT!

Post by **TemerityB** » December 5th 2020, 11:28am

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Post by TemerityB » December 5th 2020, 11:28am

Falstaff wrote: ↑
December 5th 2020, 9:44am
B-b-b-but that backward "D" is so hip and bohemian and just in-your-face rebellious! It says "Let's all go out and be individuals together!"

I'd like to read this line, but my neckbeard is covering up the screen on my laptop.

“Listen to that – just beating away! So easy! … Ohhh, look at that!” - “Chef” Daniel Green, Gotham Stack Master (miracle cookware) infomercial

Post by **bbattle** » December 5th 2020, 4:02pm

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Post by bbattle » December 5th 2020, 4:02pm

Falstaff wrote: ↑
December 5th 2020, 9:44am
B-b-b-but that backward "D" is so hip and bohemian and just in-your-face rebellious! It says "Let's all go out and be individuals together!"

You nailed the reason why so many hipsters buy them DW's.

I'm really surprised DW hasn't jumped the shark and eliminated all vowels from its name like so many other "hip" companies. DNL WLLNGTN. yeah, that's the ticket

maybe a stock ticker symbol.

Did it start with DKNY or maybe S & H greenstamps?