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Re: Deal-Zodiac Astrographic LE

Post by 3Flushes » December 26th 2019, 6:25pm

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December 26th 2019, 3:42pm
This makes my dick firm. Not $700+ firm, but still a cool watch.
+ 1 on both accounts BL which I suppose is technically
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While $700 is quite a bit for the current iteration, the original would be certain to garner enthusiastic support for the WIS Top 10 All Time Cool Watch List.
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Re: Deal-Zodiac Astrographic LE

Post by foghorn » December 26th 2019, 7:16pm

Zodiac watches are high quality, Swiss made watches and the STP-313 is a very reliable movement. With a swans neck regulator to boot. Add the innovative "rotating disc" feature and I think it's a great price.
These are not the Metrowatch Zodiacs from some years ago.
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Re: Deal-Zodiac Astrographic LE

Post by TemerityB » December 26th 2019, 7:35pm

I never heard of Huckberry. Wow, that's some odd selection of watches; I guess they're "curated" (as the neckbeards would say these days) for the outdoors. Surprised to see Marathon and a couple of the micros in there.
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Re: Deal-Zodiac Astrographic LE

Post by 3Flushes » December 26th 2019, 8:00pm

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^^^

Pure gold
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Re: Deal-Zodiac Astrographic LE

Post by bbattle » December 28th 2019, 4:45pm

Rusty wrote:
December 26th 2019, 11:43am
Good deal on the newest Zodiac Astrographic at Huckberry.com. Best price I have ever seen.

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Re: Deal-Zodiac Astrographic LE

Post by 3Flushes » December 29th 2019, 12:26pm

bbattle wrote:
December 28th 2019, 5:44pm
3flushes wrote: "I move we adopt an erectilally based "star" system on a continuum of penal firmness, ........"

I think you meant penile; unless you were going for some gay-ass prison movie vibe.
I am not a gay-ass prison movie fan, not that there's anything wrong with you- necessarily; penile is indeed where I was going with my little play on words, hence the italics.
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